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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between EA Poe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poe comes to the cage accompanied by Unleashing The Bloodthirsty by Cannibal Corpse. Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with EA Poe's chin.
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168 lbs
12 - 8 - 0 |
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170 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, EA Poe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa slips a jab and a cross from Poe.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa managing to block the knees to the body from Poe.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is trying to break the clinch but Poe is controlling him.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poe moves into the clinch.
Poe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Poe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poe tries to land knees in the clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the damage to the body.
Poe lands a nice elbow.
Poe prevents WawaWeeeeewaaaa from breaking the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Poe seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if WawaWeeeeewaaaa can turn it around.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to get back to striking at distance but Poe won't allow it.
Poe throws a head punch that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Poe just misses with a elbow thrown towards WawaWeeeeewaaaa's brow.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes an elbow to the forehead.
With the fighters up against the cage, Poe throws an elbow but misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
Some wild striking there from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats away the attempt to clinch by Poe.
Poe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Poe feints a jab promting WawaWeeeeewaaaa to slip. Poe then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. WawaWeeeeewaaaa slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Poe drives through and clinches with WawaWeeeeewaaaa against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to circle away but Poe has him pinned against the cage.
Poe lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of WawaWeeeeewaaaa backwards.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is trying to break the clinch but Poe has him pressed against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks an elbow strike.
Poe has WawaWeeeeewaaaa pressed against the cage, preventing WawaWeeeeewaaaa from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to circle away but Poe has him pinned against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
It looks like EA Poe has been cut.
Poe moves into range and clinches up with WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocking some punches.
Poe blocks an uppercut.
Poe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is looking to break free of the clinch but Poe has double underhooks.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Poe pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes an elbow to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
EA Poe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on EA Poe's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to land a combination but Poe avoids it well.
Poe seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Poe looks to land a left hand but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moved out of range nicely.
Poe is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that WawaWeeeeewaaaa can do to turn this around?
A punch lands to the side of WawaWeeeeewaaaa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Poe misses with a combination
and WawaWeeeeewaaaa counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a wild combination.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes a swing at Poe's ribcage but misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swinging wildly here.
An attempted straight right counter from Poe misses the target.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination that misses
and Poe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe tries to counter by moving into the clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to circle out of the way.
Oooooh!!! WawaWeeeeewaaaa has knocked Poe down with a huge combo! WawaWeeeeewaaaa steps away and waves a wobbly Poe back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Poe is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poe dodges the punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Oh Poe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jab by Poe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poe lands with an uppercut that bounces WawaWeeeeewaaaa off the cage and back into range.
Poe looks to land a combination. WawaWeeeeewaaaa sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a lazy uppercut
and Poe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Poe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a leg kick but Poe sees it coming and moves out of range.
Poe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to avoid it.
Poe seems to have got his legs back now.
A combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa does no damage.
Poe lands a nice shot that snaps WawaWeeeeewaaaa's head back.
Poe with a nice cross.
EA Poe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a hook
and Poe counters with a nice body shot.
Poe walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swinging wildly here.
Poe half committed to a counter leg kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to clinch up but Poe circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice jab there from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A shot to the body from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses
and Poe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be getting the better of the standup.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It looked like Poe was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination that misses
and Poe holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks an elbow strike.
Poe throws a punch but it's blocked by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is looking to break free of the clinch but Poe has double underhooks.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to break free but Poe has control.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poe is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poe scores with a nice strike.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to bum rush Poe with a series of wild strikes but Poe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Poe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe misses with a body shot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Poe moves away.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a jab, cross combination.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa missing with a left hand there. Poe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa thows a left - swing and a miss!
Poe tries a head kick but it misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes one to the side of the head.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to move into range but Poe moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook but Poe blocks it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poe lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poe connects with a right hand. WawaWeeeeewaaaa shakes it off.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination that misses
enabling Poe to counter with a crisp jab.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Some wild striking there from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa loads up on a big right hand but Poe slips the punch.
It looked like Poe was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe throws out a powerful jab.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Poe is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Poe lands a body shot.
Poe drives through and clinches with WawaWeeeeewaaaa against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the elbow strike from Poe, against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Poe lands a damaging elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that EA Poe will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on EA Poe's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a body shot.
Poe seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Poe finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa cracks a nice hook into Poe's ribs.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a double jab.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a leg kick
and Poe counters with a left and a right that stings WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poe.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa dodges the punch combination from Poe.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Poe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Poe cracks WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poe lands with an overhand left.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Poe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Poe swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Poe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but WawaWeeeeewaaaa was well out of range. Poor timing from Poe.
Poe slips under a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe punishes WawaWeeeeewaaaa's body with a nice straight punch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Poe is looking for a counter combo.
Poe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A little feinted left hand from Poe on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice cross by Poe.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poe.
Poe connects with a good right hand that stumbles WawaWeeeeewaaaa. WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa jabs at Poe's body.
A punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a right hand
and Poe counters with a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poe just misses with a punch to the body.
EA Poe is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poe moves in looking to clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa pushes him off.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Poe looks to land a combination but WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids it well.
Poe scores with a shot to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Poe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to avoid it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a combination
and Poe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
Poe throwing a counter right hand but WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to avoid it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away from the clinch attempt.
Poe lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Poe swats away the attempt to clinch by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa keeps the fight on the outside.
Poe throws a sloppy head kick and WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves out of range easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves away.
Poe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Poe staying out of range there.
Poe is looking to counter the offense by WawaWeeeeewaaaa and move into the clinch.
Poe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Poe takes the fight into the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
Poe tries to clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa is having none of it.
Poe tries to close the distance and clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries a head kick but it misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Poe stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Poe jabs WawaWeeeeewaaaa to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poe works the jab nicely.
Poe lands an overhand right.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Poe tries to clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa is having none of it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Poe lands a jab to the nose.
Poe scores with a punch to the head.
Poe thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on WawaWeeeeewaaaa if he has to take too many more of those.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa checks a low kick from Poe.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a right and a left that Poe avoids nicely.
Poe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a nice looking combination but Poe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A big right from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
Poe clinches up with WawaWeeeeewaaaa and pushes him back against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa working aggressively here.
And that's the end of the fight!
EA Poe showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Poe has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... EA Poe!
EA Poe looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Thanks to Bos Energy MMA and my coaches for helping me get ready for this fight. KOREK...I'M COMING FOR YOU AND THAT BELT!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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