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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noam Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boy Bubby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chomsky comes to the cage accompanied by System Of A Down BYOB. This should be a great matchup!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noam Chomsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Boy Bubby!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Hugh Johnson and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Bubby. That's going to slow Chomsky down.
Bubby keeps Chomsky at a distance using the push kick.
Bubby lands a jab to Chomsky's midsection.
Bubby throws a low kick, looking for Chomsky's leg but Chomsky calmly moves out of range.
Bubby takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bubby tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chomsky throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bubby counters with a body kick.
Bubby ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bubby throws a looping overhand right but Chomsky ducks down to avoid it.
Bubby scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jab by Bubby.
Bubby throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bubby misses with an uppercut.
Chomsky tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bubby manages to circle out of the way.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bubby throws a leg kick but Chomsky sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Boy Bubby is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bubby plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bubby staying out of range there.
Bubby throws a leg kick
and Chomsky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chomsky attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bubby steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Chomsky.
A clash of legs there as Bubby blocks the low kick.
Bubby throws a body punch but Chomsky moves out of range.
Chomsky takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bubby scores with a nice head shot.
Bubby with a jab.
Bubby catches Chomsky with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Chomsky avoids the body shot from Bubby.
Chomsky takes one to the chin there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bubby checks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bubby lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chomsky has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bubby.
Bubby looks to land a combination but Chomsky avoids it well.
Bubby lands a jab to Chomsky's midsection.
Bubby throws out a loose jab but Chomsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chomsky blocks the body kick.
Chomsky displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bubby throws out the jab.
Bubby motions for Chomsky to come forward. Bubby throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chomsky takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Chomsky takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chomsky throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bubby sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bubby uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chomsky.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bubby moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bubby creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bubby misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bubby blocking some punches.
Chomsky dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Chomsky blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Chomsky scores with a nice short uppercut.
Chomsky is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Chomsky fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chomsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bubby misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bubby lands a right hand.
Bubby struggles to land a body shot inside as Chomsky controls his hands.
Chomsky slowing the pace effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bubby struggles to land a body shot inside as Chomsky controls his hands.
Chomsky fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chomsky blocking some punches.
Chomsky tries a body shot but Bubby blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chomsky.
Chomsky lands a hook that snaps the head of Bubby backwards.
Bubby prevents a body shot from Chomsky.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chomsky blocking some punches.
Chomsky blocks an uppercut.
Chomsky stalling the fight.
Chomsky working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chomsky blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bubby can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
Bubby misses with a punch on the inside.
Chomsky blocks a body shot from Bubby.
Chomsky misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Boy Bubby dominated that round.
That's time! Chomsky's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Chomsky stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bubby.
Bubby throws a good cross that connects.
Chomsky scores with a decent looking hook.
Chomsky closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bubby circles away.
A bone on bone clash there as Chomsky blocks the leg kick.
Boy Bubby seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bubby throws a leg kick but Chomsky sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bubby punishes Chomsky's body with a nice straight punch.
Chomsky misses with a wild body shot.
Chomsky takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bubby goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chomsky throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Bubby to counter with a crisp jab.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Chomsky blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bubby.
Chomsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bubby misses with a body punch.
Stalling in the clinch from Chomsky.
Chomsky fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Boy Bubby seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A body shot lands from Chomsky.
A bit of stalling here from Chomsky.
Chomsky swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chomsky can't find room to land a body shot as Bubby controls the action.
Chomsky lands a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Chomsky fails to land.
Chomsky lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bubby working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bubby lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bubby fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky has a couple of punches blocked by Bubby.
Chomsky blocks an uppercut.
Chomsky misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chomsky throws a punch but it's blocked by Bubby.
Bubby misses with the head strike.
Chomsky dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Chomsky misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bubby.
Bubby lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Chomsky swings wildly with an uppercut but Bubby uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chomsky misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chomsky throws a head punch that misses.
Bubby can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bubby lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chomsky backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chomsky lands a hook that snaps the head of Bubby backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chomsky creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bubby tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bubby swings wildly with an uppercut but Chomsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chomsky misses with the head strike.
Chomsky tries a body shot but Bubby blocks it.
Chomsky misses with the head strike.
Chomsky lands with a left to the head.
Chomsky controlling the action here for a moment.
Chomsky tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bubby's elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bubby throws a punch but it's blocked by Chomsky.
Bubby lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chomsky backwards.
Chomsky lands a right hand.
Bubby misses with a punch on the inside.
Chomsky will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bubby up against the cage.
Bubby lands with a light punch inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bubby prevents a body shot from Chomsky.
Bubby blocks an uppercut.
Bubby lands with a light punch inside.
Chomsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chomsky misses with some punches.
Chomsky misses with the head strike.
Bubby tries to work over Chomsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Boy Bubby will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Chomsky misses with a shot to the body
and Bubby counters with a left to the body.
Chomsky tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chomsky blocks a leg kick.
Chomsky changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bubby tries to avoid it but Chomsky manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bubby to the ground. Bubby escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A punch lands to the side of Chomsky 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Chomsky on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bubby tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Chomsky is able to avoid easily.
And Chomsky counters with a quick kick to the body but Bubby blocks it.
Bubby throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chomsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chomsky feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bubbys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bubby cracks a nice hook into Chomsky's ribs.
Bubby is looking to slow Chomsky down with leg kicks.
Chomsky misses with a kick to the body
and Bubby counters with an outside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from Bubby finds it's way through Chomsky's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chomsky slips a jab from Bubby.
Bubby takes a swing at Chomsky's ribcage but misses.
Bubby wants to land a leg kick but Chomsky is out of range.
Bubby throws the kick towards the body but Chomsky avoids it.
Chomsky blocks the body kick.
Chomsky tried to score with a low kick but Bubby checks it.
Bubby goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chomsky takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bubby throws a leg kick that is checked
and Chomsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A jab from Bubby misses.
Bubby buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Bubby.
Noam Chomsky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bubby tried to score with a low kick but Chomsky checks it.
Chomsky staying out of range there.
Bubby with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chomsky takes one to the chin there.
Bubby moves away from the strike by Chomsky.
Bubby tries to counter with a clinch but Chomsky shakes him off and moves away.
Bubby takes a swing at Chomsky's ribcage but misses.
Chomsky throws a sloppy head kick and Bubby moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chomsky throws a chopping leg kick but Bubby manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bubby swings for the body but Chomsky moves out of range.
Bubby digs a good body shot into Chomsky's ribs.
Chomsky on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bubby. Bubby obviously looking to wear him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bubby cracks Chomsky with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A leg kick checked by Chomsky.
That kick from Bubby tenderised Chomsky's leg. Chomsky is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bubby connects with a looping right hand.
Bubby paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Chomsky on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bubby misses with a leg kick.
Bubby scores with a decent looking hook.
Bubby finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Chomsky wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bubby lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Chomsky takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Chomsky avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky looks for the body kick but Bubby saw that one coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chomsky tries a low kick but Bubby avoids it.
Chomsky misses with an uppercut
and Chomsky takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bubby instigates a clinch.
Bubby has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Still in the clinch, Bubby scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bubby lands a body punch.
Boy Bubby is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Chomsky misses with the head strike.
Bubby makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bubby fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bubby tries to work over Chomsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chomsky blocks an uppercut.
Bubby blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chomsky lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chomsky.
And that's the end of the fight!
Boy Bubby comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bubby has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boy Bubby!
An out of breath Boy Bubby thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Noam Chomsky was interviewed post fight and said 'If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.'.
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