PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Isaac Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Auld Bawls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bawls has chosen AC/DC - Big Balls as his entrance music. Auld Bawls has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Malone
vs
Bawls

170 cm
24
279 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Isaac Malone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Auld Bawls!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malone goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bawls lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Bawls swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Malone counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Malone.

Malone escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Malone on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bawls scores with a shot to the body.
Bawls jabs Malone right on the nose. Malone blinks but takes it well.
Bawls avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bawls connects with a crisp jab.
Malone gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bawls listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Malone gets the takedown into side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Malone thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Bawls holds on tight, trying to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bawls sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Malone working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bawls is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Malone's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Malone's back!
Malone could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Bawls has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Malone is defending well but eventually Bawls manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Malone has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Auld Bawls!
A relieved looking Auld Bawls thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.