PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mutha Fucka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jarno Psykonautti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fucka might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Impaled Nazarene - "Total War/Winter War". Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fucka
vs
Psykonautti

195 cm
18
204 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

183 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mutha Fucka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jarno Psykonautti!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucka needs to keep his hands up - Psykonautti had a free shot at his head there.
A punch combination from Psykonautti misses.
Fucka takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Fucka falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Psykonautti to counter with a crisp jab.
Psykonautti cracks Fucka with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fucka throws a lazy right hand but Psykonautti sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fucka throws a combination that misses
and Psykonautti counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Psykonautti looks to land a combination but Fucka avoids it well.
Fucka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fucka lands with a cross.
Fucka with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Psykonautti moves forwards but Fucka connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Psykonautti waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Fucka.
Fucka connects with a nice looking jab.
Fucka throws a shot from downtown. Psykonautti moves away and avoids it.
Fucka connects with a looping right hand.
Psykonautti misses with a few strikes there.
Fucka throws a left and a right that both miss
and Psykonautti counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fucka throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Fucka misses.
Psykonautti stuns Fucka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Psykonautti moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Psykonautti uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fucka has time to react.
Fucka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fucka swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Psykonautti counters with a straight right hand.
Fucka is breathing heavily.
Fucka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Psykonautti throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Psykonautti looks to land a combination. Fucka sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fucka walks into a stiff left hand from Psykonautti.
Fucka swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Psykonautti counters with a stiff right hand.
Psykonautti is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Fucka had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Psykonautti scores with a one two! Fucka had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Fucka falls off balance throwing a combination
and Psykonautti counters with a straight right hand.
Psykonautti scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Psykonautti lands a really nice looking cross but Fucka seems unphased.
Fucka ducks right into an uppercut from Psykonautti.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Psykonautti lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fucka avoids a punch combination nicely.
Psykonautti jabs at Fucka's body.
Psykonautti is working the combinations to good effect here.
Psykonautti works the jab nicely.
Psykonautti fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fucka looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Psykonautti throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Psykonautti lands with a cross.
Psykonautti connects with the punch.
The crowd cheers as Psykonautti lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fucka doesn't seem phased though.
Psykonautti scores with a jab to the body.
Fucka takes one to the chin there.
Nice straight punches there by Psykonautti. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Psykonautti.
Psykonautti goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Psykonautti lands a glancing blow to the side of Fucka's head.
Mutha Fucka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A lazy left from Psykonautti finds it's target.
Psykonautti sizes up Fucka with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Psykonautti throws a combination. Fucka tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Psykonautti fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fucka on the side of the head.
Fucka moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Psykonautti lands with an uppercut that bounces Fucka off the cage and back into rage.
Psykonautti works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Psykonautti scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Fucka is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fucka has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Psykonautti stalks Fucka and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fucka's face. Fucka staggers backwards, shaken.
Psykonautti connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Fucka momentarily.
Psykonautti connects with a jab.
A nice combination there by Psykonautti.
Psykonautti connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Psykonautti getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Psykonautti scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fucka walks into a straight right hand from Psykonautti.
Fucka looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Psykonautti lands a head shot.
Psykonautti lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Psykonautti scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fucka in his tracks.
Psykonautti lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Psykonautti lands a really nice looking cross but Fucka seems unphased.
Psykonautti throws a combination. Fucka tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Psykonautti avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Psykonautti lands a really nice looking cross but Fucka seems unphased.
Psykonautti jabs Fucka right on the nose. Fucka blinks but takes it well.
Psykonautti is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Psykonautti sizes up Fucka with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Psykonautti connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fucka takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fucka takes one on the button.
Fucka takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Psykonautti with a nice cross.
Fucka has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fucka there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fucka misses with a double jab
and Psykonautti counters with a left and a right that stings Fucka.
Psykonautti catches Fucka with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jarno Psykonautti dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Psykonautti.
A left and a right from Fucka both land. Nice combination.
Mutha Fucka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fucka throws a left and a right that both miss
and Psykonautti counters with a nice uppercut.
Fucka takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Psykonautti dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Psykonautti there.
Psykonautti works over Fucka's head and body with a nice combination.
Psykonautti lands with an overhand left.
Psykonautti lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucka falls off balance throwing a combination
and Psykonautti counters with a two punch combo.
Psykonautti scores with a jab to the head.
Psykonautti connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fucka's hands.
Psykonautti cracks Fucka with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Psykonautti ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Psykonautti has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Psykonautti scores with a hook to the body. Fucka takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jarno Psykonautti seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Psykonautti misses with a double jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Psykonautti.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Psykonautti lands a glancing blow to the side of Fucka's head.
Fucka is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Psykonautti.
Fucka falls off balance throwing a combination
and Psykonautti counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Psykonautti dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A left and a right from Psykonautti both land. Nice combination.
Psykonautti tests Fucka's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fucka has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fucka there as he acknowledges the shot.
Psykonautti lands a slapping body shot.
Fucka needs to keep his hands up - Psykonautti had a free shot at his head there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A cross from Psykonautti lands.
Fucka takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Psykonautti dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Psykonautti lands a nice looking body shot.
Psykonautti lands with a nice body punch.
A punch lands to the side of Fucka 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Psykonautti has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nice straight punches there by Psykonautti. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Psykonautti.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Psykonautti connects with a single shot there.
Psykonautti goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Psykonautti moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Fucka is rocked!
A right-left combo lands from Psykonautti.
Oh Fucka is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fucka seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Psykonautti shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Fucka is backing up but Psykonautti catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Fucka covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Psykonautti Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jarno Psykonautti!