PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Puka Kupa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Sublime Paralytic has chosen Chop Suey as his entrance music. Puka Kupa looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Kupa
vs
The Sublime Paralytic

178 cm
26
165 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

190 cm
26
185 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Puka Kupa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yuuki Gou and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Sublime Paralytic throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kupa looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

The Sublime Paralytic drops Kupa with a beautiful combination! Kupa stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - The Sublime Paralytic is looking for the KO!

Kupa is rocked!
The Sublime Paralytic has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kupa walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Kupa limp body while The Sublime Paralytic jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic!
A very excited looking Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.