PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lik Alotadik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arlan Castro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alotadik's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, When Death comes Knocking - Primal Fear. Lik Alotadik is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Alotadik
vs
Castro

173 cm
39
157 lbs
32 - 19 - 3

178 cm
33
165 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lik Alotadik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arlan Castro!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Castro moves into range and connects with a jab.
Alotadik has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Lightning Kicks (MaxID266K) in the buildup to the fight.
A head kick misses from Castro.
Alotadik wants to land a leg kick but Castro is out of range.
Castro bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Castro raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Castro misses with a straight left.
Alotadik throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Castro stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Alotadik misses with a leg kick
and Castro counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lik Alotadik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alotadik walks into a straight right hand from Castro.
Castro checks the leg kick.
Castro tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Castro misses with a hook.
Alotadik scores with a decent looking hook.
Castro lands a jab.
Alotadik wants to land a leg kick but Castro is out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Castro.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Castro just misses with a punch to the body.
Alotadik throws a leg kick but Castro sees it coming and moves out of range.
Castro uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Alotadik.
Alotadik walks into a stiff left hand from Castro.
Alotadik throws a low kick but it's checked well by Castro.
Alotadik jabs Castro to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alotadik slips a straight right by Castro.
Alotadik chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Castro has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Alotadik fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Castro has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Castro misses with a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Alotadik. Castro does a little dance to reset his feet.
Alotadik steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Castro.
Alotadik shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Alotadik blocks a head kick by Castro.
Alotadik works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nice uppercut lands for Alotadik. That snapped Castro's head back.
Alotadik throws a jab when Castro was well out of range.
Alotadik avoids the head kick by Castro.
Alotadik feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Castro's calf.
Alotadik attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Alotadik looks to throw the jab but Castro is out of range.
Alotadik throws the left hand but Castro avoids the punch easily.
Alotadik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Castro.
Castro is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Alotadik with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Castro throws the left hand but Alotadik avoids the punch easily.
Alotadik darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Castro throws out a loose jab but Alotadik uses good head movement to avoid it.
Alotadik looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Castro fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Alotadik looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Alotadik dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Castro keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Alotadik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Castro was well out of range. Poor timing from Alotadik.
It seemed like Castro was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Castro tries to clinch there but Alotadik circles away.
Alotadik pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Castro! But no joy.
Castro with a hook.
Alotadik loads up on a big right hand but Castro slips the punch.
Castro throws out a counter right but Alotadik avoids it with no problem.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Castro, as that shot connected.
Alotadik connects with a body shot that sends Castro's belly button to the back.
Alotadik throws an overhand right that lands on Castro's shoulder, as Castro tries to avoid the shot.
Castro is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Alotadik had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Alotadik scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Alotadik tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Castro is able to avoid easily.
Castro's jab looks to have found its range, popping Alotadik under the eye.
Alotadik gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Castro.
Castro might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Castro looks to land a left hand but Alotadik moved out of range nicely.
Alotadik blocks a jab.
Castro throws a sloppy head kick and Alotadik moves out of range easily.
Alotadik appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alotadik walks into a straight right hand from Castro.
Alotadik lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Castro backs up against the cage.
Alotadik doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Alotadik misses with a body kick.
Castro misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Alotadik feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Castro's calf.
Alotadik throws a body punch but Castro moves out of range.

Castro fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Alotadik, pushing him back against the cage.
Alotadik is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Castro is defending well for now.
Alotadik tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Alotadik throws a punch but it's blocked by Castro.
Castro makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Castro has Alotadik pressed against the cage, preventing Alotadik from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Alotadik tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Castro avoids it.
Alotadik wants to break the clinch but can't.
Castro lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Alotadik backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice right hand lands inside from Alotadik.
Alotadik wants to stall.
Castro scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Castro misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Castro effectively controlling the action here.
Castro has a couple of punches blocked by Alotadik.
Alotadik tries to land knees in the clinch but Castro avoids the damage to the body.
Alotadik working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Alotadik struggles to land a body shot inside as Castro controls his hands.
Castro tries to work over Alotadik's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Alotadik.
Alotadik lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Castro backwards.
Castro pushes Alotadik back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Alotadik can't break the clinch.
Castro tries to stall but Alotadik uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

Alotadik breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Alotadik throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fight stays on the outside here - Castro looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Castro swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Alotadik.
Alotadik looks to score with a jab to the body but Castro is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lik Alotadik will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Alotadik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Castro's sensitive parts.
Alotadik lands a nice looking body kick.
Alotadik is looking to wear down Castro with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Alotadik dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Castro. That did some damage!
A jab from Castro does it's job there.
Alotadik throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Castro sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Castro throws a body punch but Alotadik moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Castro. That's going to slow Alotadik down.
Castro blocks a low kick nicely.
Castro bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Alotadik's head backwards.
Castro moves out of range of the strikes.
Lik Alotadik is winning the standup battle so far.
Alotadik misses with a shot to the body
and Castro counters with a nice uppercut.
Alotadik tries a low kick but Castro avoids it.
Castro cracks the inside of Alotadik's front leg.
Alotadik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Castro steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Alotadik.
Castro lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alotadik moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Alotadik avoids the head kick by Castro.
Alotadik takes a swing at Castro's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castro misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Alotadik throws a leg kick but Castro checks it.
Castro throws a sloppy head kick and Alotadik moves out of range easily.
Castro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Castro misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Alotadik makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Alotadik feints a jab promting Castro to slip. Alotadik then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Castro slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Castro slips a straight right by Alotadik.
Alotadik takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Alotadik misses the shot to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Alotadik finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Alotadik just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Good work by Castro as he checks the leg kick.
Castro is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Alotadik with a body shot.
Alotadik tries to work over Castro's front leg with a kick but Castro checks it.
Alotadik scores with a hook to the body. Castro takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Castro blocks a leg kick.
A big left from Castro misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Castro checks a low kick from Alotadik.
Alotadik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Castro moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Castro moves out of range as Alotadik strikes.
Castro doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Castro scores with a head kick. Alotadik tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Alotadik misses the shot to the body.
Alotadik throws a looping overhand right but Castro ducks down to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Castro.
Alotadik throws a low kick but it's checked well by Castro.
Castro scores with a body shot.
Alotadik with a jab.
Nice shot lands for Castro.
Castro fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Alotadik. Castro does a little dance to reset his feet.
Castro scores with a jab to the head.
Alotadik fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Castro manages to avoid it.
Alotadik misses with a looping right.
Castro throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alotadik uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Castro.
Alotadik moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Alotadik thuds his shin into the meat of Castro's side.
Castro throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Alotadik with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Alotadik works the jab nicely.
Castro blocks a low kick nicely.
Castro slips a jab from Alotadik.
A nice side step and Castro releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Alotadik throws a body punch but Castro moves out of range.
Good shot there by Alotadik.
Alotadik throws a body shot but no joy.
Castro misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Alotadik scores with a jab to the body.
Castro defending well as Alotadik loads up on a big left hand.
Castro takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Castro takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Castro jabs at Alotadik's body.
Alotadik keeps the fight on the outside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Alotadik.
Castro throws out a counter right but Alotadik avoids it with no problem.
Alotadik slips a straight right by Castro.
Alotadik feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Castro uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Alotadik.
Alotadik scores with a decent looking hook.
Castro's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Castro throws a head kick but Alotadik moves out of range.
Alotadik is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Castro. Alotadik does a little dance to reset his feet.
Castro catches Alotadik with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Castro fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Alotadik manages to avoid it.
Alotadik motions for Castro to come forward. Alotadik throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Alotadik throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Castro ducks under a wild hook from Alotadik.
Castro is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That kick from Alotadik tenderised Castro's leg. Castro is trying to keep his angry face on.
Alotadik misses with a double jab
and Castro counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Alotadik attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Alotadik looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Castro takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
An inside leg kick from Alotadik misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Lik Alotadik will probably get the nod.
That's time! Alotadik's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Castro connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Alotadik's hands.
Alotadik throws a low kick but it's checked well by Castro.
Alotadik avoids the head kick by Castro.
Alotadik blocks a head kick by Castro.
Alotadik takes a swing at Castro's ribcage but misses.
Alotadik throws a push kick but Castro slaps the foot to one side.
Alotadik goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Castro throws out a counter right but Alotadik avoids it with no problem.
Castro tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alotadik was well out of range. Poor timing from Castro.
Castro throws a body punch but Alotadik moves out of range.
Castro waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Alotadik.
Castro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alotadik lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Castro at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alotadik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Castro was well out of range. Poor timing from Alotadik.
Alotadik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Castro was well out of range. Poor timing from Alotadik.
Castro misses with a head kick.
Alotadik scores with a jab to the jaw.
Castro throws a head kick but Alotadik moves out of range.
Alotadik is looking to counter punch.
Castro bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Alotadik's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alotadik scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Alotadik with a nice cross.
Castro tries a head kick but it misses.
Castro misses with a wild body shot.
Good leg kick by Alotadik there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Alotadik tests Castro's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Castro avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Alotadik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Castro.
Alotadik throws a leg kick but Castro sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Castro looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Castro checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Alotadik misses with a looping left.
Castro misses with a low kick.
Alotadik lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Alotadik throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Castro stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Alotadik takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Alotadik on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Castro uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Alotadik.
Alotadik keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Castro looks to land a left hand but Alotadik moved out of range nicely.
Castro connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Alotadik.
Castro looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Alotadik moves away from the strike by Castro.
Alotadik misses with a jab to the body
and Castro counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Alotadik thinking.
Alotadik lands with a right hand.
Alotadik throws out a leg kick but Castro moves out of range and Alotadik only half commits.
Castro takes one to the side of the head.
Alotadik throws a leg kick but Castro sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Castro walks into a left hand.
Castro scores with a crisp jab that stopped Alotadik in his tracks.
A combination from Alotadik does no damage.
Castro ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Alotadik swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Castro swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Castro keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Castro swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alotadik clobbers Castro with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Castro misses with a looping left.
Castro takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Alotadik misses with a body shot.
Alotadik lands a jab to Castro's midsection.
Alotadik takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Alotadik connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Good shot there by Castro.
Castro looks to score with a jab to the body but Alotadik is just out of range.
Arlan Castro has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Alotadik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Castro.
Alotadik fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Castro manages to avoid it.
Alotadik throws a low kick but Castro moves out of range easily.
Alotadik misses with a wild body shot.
Alotadik throws a leg kick but Castro sees it coming and moves out of range.
Castro moves out of range as Alotadik strikes.
Alotadik thumps Castro with a low kick.
Castro's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Alotadik connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Castro scrambles back to his feet.
Lik Alotadik is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Castro lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Alotadik misses with a wild body shot.
Castro throws a big shot that misses.
Alotadik goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Alotadik avoids the head kick by Castro.
Nice body punch from Castro.
Castro comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Alotadik misses with a body kick.
Alotadik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Castro was well out of range. Poor timing from Alotadik.
Castro looks to land a left hand but Alotadik moved out of range nicely.
Alotadik scoring well with a low kick there.
Castro wants to land a leg kick but Alotadik is out of range.
Castro scores with a spinning back kick!
Alotadik feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Castro's calf.
Castro tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Castro throws a shot to the body.
Alotadik jabs at Castro's body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lik Alotadik showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Alotadik, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lik Alotadik!
An intense looking Lik Alotadik took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Wonka you son of a bitch. You'd better just find some shitty old folks home to retire to and have some fat nurse spoon feed you now that I knocked all your teeth out. You useless bitch, This was a loser leave town match so get the fuck out!'.