PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Uppertaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boris Bonn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bonn comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Die Ärzte - Zu Spät kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be fireworks!

Uppertaker
vs
Bonn

193 cm
28
245 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

195 cm
22
264 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Shinobi

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Uppertaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Boris Bonn!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Sam Margolis and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonn throws a head kick that misses.
Uppertaker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bonn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bonn scores with a hook.
Bonn lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bonn throws a front kick that sends Uppertaker stumbling back into the cage.
Bonn looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Uppertaker avoids the head kick by Bonn.
Bonn has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Uppertaker is landing a low percentage of strikes.

Bonn lands a big head kick that sends Uppertaker tumbling to the mat! Bonn takes a step backwards and waves Uppertaker back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Uppertaker is rocked!

It looks like The Uppertaker has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bonn moves in close and cracks Uppertaker with a massive right hand! Uppertaker, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Bonn!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boris Bonn!
Boris Bonn decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.