PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Cartona (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peyton Manning (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Cartona
vs
Manning

184 cm
23
202 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

180 cm
24
205 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joey Cartona!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peyton Manning!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Joseph Jones and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartona blocks a jab.
Manning misses with a body shot.
Manning throws a body punch but Cartona moves out of range.
Manning ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartona moves away.
A low kick from Cartona misses
and Manning counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Manning darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Manning fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartona manages to avoid it.
Cartona bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Manning takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Manning ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartona moves away.
Manning scores with a jab to the head.
Manning throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Manning throws a body shot but no joy.
Manning lands a jab to the nose.
Manning closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cartona circles away.
A little feinted left hand from Cartona on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Manning misses with a wild body shot.
Manning scores with the left hand. Cartona knows he should have avoided that one.
Manning throws out a loose jab but Cartona uses good head movement to avoid it.
Manning throws a poor cross that misses

and Cartona counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Manning manages to pull guard.
Manning has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at WildBoar's Pig Pen (Strength and Conditioning) $40. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.

Manning has his feet on Cartona's thighs here. He's pushed Cartona off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Cartona screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Peyton Manning!