PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mom Cheating (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Frost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom Cheating has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cheating
vs
Frost

173 cm
23
142 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

180 cm
24
145 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mom Cheating!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Walter Frost!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheating misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Frost.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cheating displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Frost throws out the jab.
Cheating throws a big shot that misses.
Cheating blocks a jab.
Cheating throwing a counter right hand but Frost manages to avoid it.
Frost is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A jab from Frost misses.
Cheating throwing a counter right hand but Frost manages to avoid it.

Cheating gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cheating tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheating has a couple of punches blocked by Frost.
Cheating scores with a shot to the side of Frost's head.
Frost wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cheating lands a left hand.
Frost is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Frost tries to stall but Cheating uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheating misses with the head strike.

Frost's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Frost digs a good body shot into Cheating's ribs.
Frost throws a big shot that misses.
Frost misses with a hook.
Frost misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheating feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Frosts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cheating uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Frost.
Frost fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cheating looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cheating loads up on a big right hand but Frost slips the punch.
Cheating throws out a loose jab but Frost uses good head movement to avoid it.

Cheating takes the fight into the clinch.

Frost breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Frost misses with a body shot.
Cheating tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Frost was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheating.
Frost is looking for the big counter here.
Frost throws a jab but it's blocked by Cheating.
Frost misses the jab.
Frost throws a looping overhand right but Cheating ducks down to avoid it.

Cheating forces Frost back against the cage and clinches.

Frost breaks from the clinch.
Frost throws a one two combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cheating connects with a body shot.
Frost lands a nice looking body shot.
Cheating pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frost uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cheating.
Frost fails to land with a series of punches.
Frost misses with a hook. Cheating ducked under it nicely.
Frost ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cheating misses with an uppercut.
Frost moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Cheating throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Frost defending well as Cheating loads up on a big left hand.
Cheating steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Frost.
Frost throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cheating has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Frost finds it's way round the side to connect with Cheating's head.
Frost tries to bum rush Cheating with a series of wild strikes but Cheating uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Frost moves forwards but Cheating connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Frost darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cheating uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Frost has time to react.
Cheating misses with a straight right.
Nice uppercut there from Frost.
Cheating fails in his attempt to clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Cheating as he connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheating moves out of range as Frost strikes.
Frost misses with a two punch combination.
Cheating is looking to clinch.
Cheating tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Frost was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheating.
Frost throws out a powerful jab.
Frost throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cheating.
Frost fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cheating connects with the punch.
Frost lands with a straight right. Cheating didn't see that one coming.
Frost misses the shot to the body.
Frost blocks a jab.
Frost blocks a jab.
Frost cracks a nice hook into Cheating's ribs.
A slow jab from Cheating misses its intended target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cheating looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheating keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Frost looks to throw the jab but Cheating is out of range.
It looked like Cheating wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A jab from Cheating does it's job there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheating waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Frost.
Frost needs to keep his hands up - Cheating had a free shot at his head there.

Frost is rocked!
Frost uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cheating.
Cheating comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cheating swinging wildly here.
Frost scores with a sloppy right hand. Cheating should have avoided that one.
Cheating throws a hook but Frost avoids it easily.
Frost throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Frost misses with a looping left.
Cheating is looking to clinch but Frost is avoiding it.
Cheating ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Frost throws a right and a left that Cheating avoids nicely.
Frost thows a left - swing and a miss!
Frost displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Cheating slips a straight right by Frost.
Cheating misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Walter Frost dominated that round.
That's time! Cheating's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cheating is looking to clinch.
Cheating misses with an uppercut.
Cheating fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Frost manages to avoid it.
Cheating is looking to clinch but Frost is avoiding it.
Cheating misses with an uppercut.
Frost throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cheating counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cheating throws a jab but it's blocked by Frost.
Frost will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Frost fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Walter Frost seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice jab there from Cheating.
Cheating throws a jab but it's blocked by Frost.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sloppy strikes from Frost. Those never looked like landing.
Frost misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cheating throws a body shot but no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Cheating misses the target.
Cheating uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Frost.
Frost misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheating throws a right and a left that Frost avoids nicely.
Frost throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheating counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cheating lands a right hook to the body.
Cheating throws a shot from downtown. Frost moves away and avoids it.
Cheating is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cheating tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Frost was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheating.
Cheating wants to clinch up but Frost keeps it at a distance.

Cheating gets a clinch.

Frost manages to break the clinch.
Frost connects with a single shot there.
Frost jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Frost with a jab.

Cheating moves into range and clinches up with Frost.
Cheating working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch on the inside from Frost fails to land.
Cheating has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Cheating keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Frost's efforts to push away.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cheating is looking to control Frost's arms but Frost gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cheating has his back to the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheating lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cheating blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cheating swings wildly with an uppercut but Frost uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cheating taking a breather.
Cheating pressing his opponent against the cage.
Cheating blocking some punches.
Cheating stalling.
Frost looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Cheating tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Frost breaks the clinch.
Cheating throws a lazy uppercut
and Frost makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cheating ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Frost feints a jab promting Cheating to slip. Frost then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Cheating slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frost wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Frost throws a right and a left that Cheating avoids nicely.
Frost moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Walter Frost seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cheating lands with an overhand left.
Frost is still on wobbly legs! Can Cheating finish him?
Frost lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cheating circles away quickly and effectively.
Frost seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheating throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Cheating lands a left and a right that send Frost crashing to the mat, dazed. Cheating thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Frost misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheating scores with a counter punch that sends Frost to the canvas! Cheating smells blood - he's punishing Frost with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Frost has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mom Cheating!
A very excited looking Mom Cheating made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.