PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Marcus Kingston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Don't Stop Believing kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Marcus Kingston has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kingston
vs
Falwell

181 cm
22
152 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

171 cm
34
144 lbs
1 - 71 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Marcus Kingston!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 71 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Patrick Alders and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kingston lands the left hand.

It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell loses concentration momentarily and Kingston pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Falwell crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Kingston finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Marcus Kingston!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.