PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tural Agaev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Agaev comes into the arena with Slavsia, Rus! blaring out of the sound system. Duke Nukem has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Agaev
vs
Nukem

198 cm
29
268 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

193 cm
30
246 lbs
23 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Voodoo Nutrition
Sydney Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tural Agaev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nukem comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nukem misses with a straight right.
An attempted straight right counter from Agaev misses the target.
Nukem has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nukem lands a nice leg kick that just misses Agaev's sensitive parts.
Agaev misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nukem misses with a low kick.
Agaev on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Agaev lands a glancing blow to the side of Nukem's head.
Nukem throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Nukem looks to clinch
and Agaev counters with a three punch combo that has Nukem backing up. Nukem nods at Agaev to acknowledge the strikes.
Nukem misses with a lunging right hand
and Agaev counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Agaev takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nukem thows a leg kick but Agaev checks it
and Agaev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Agaev throws a sloppy head kick and Nukem moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nukem connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nukem throws a leg kick but Agaev sees it coming and checks it nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Agaev misses the target.
Duke Nukem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nukem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Agaev takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nukem is looking to clinch.
Agaev moves away from the strike by Nukem.

Nukem closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Agaev doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nukem prevents a body shot from Agaev.
Agaev lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Agaev doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem holding his opponent close, against the cage.

Nukem jumps guard.
Nukem looking to control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Agaev accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Nukem holds on and takes a little breather.

Nukem is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Agaev defends well.
Agaev postures up in Nukem's guard and throws a big left but Nukem blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nukem working a defensive guard here.
Nukem has his hands on Agaev's head, controlling the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Nukem is looking to slow Agaev down with leg kicks.
Nukem does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Agaev pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nukem is out of range and Agaev settles back down.
Agaev takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Agaev ducks right into an uppercut from Nukem.
Agaev misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nukem throws a leg kick which misses Agaev's front leg but catches the back leg as Agaev tries to avoid it.
Agaev darts in looking for a takedown but Nukem gets double underhooks and turns Agaev into the cage.
Agaev throws a leg kick that misses.
Nukem is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Nukem lands a nice shot to the body.
Nukem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Agaev sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Agaev is looking to counter punch.
Nukem slips a jab and a cross from Agaev.
Nukem goes for a double leg but Agaev avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Agaev continues to drive forward.
Agaev fires out a quick counter leg kick but Nukem just manages to avoid it.
Agaev slips under a jab.
Nukem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Agaev is looking for a counter combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Agaev dodges the punch combination from Nukem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke Nukem dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A chopping leg kick lands by Nukem.
A low kick from Agaev misses

and Nukem counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Nukem creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Agaev tries to circle away but Nukem has him pinned against the cage.
Nukem throws an elbow but it misses.
Nukem blocks a body shot from Agaev.
Nukem jumps guard but Agaev turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Agaev can't find room to land a body shot as Nukem controls the action.
Agaev can't find room to land a body shot as Nukem controls the action.

Agaev escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nukem lands a leg kick that knocks Agaev off balance momentarily.
Tural Agaev is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nukem looks to land a body kick but Agaev moved away.
Agaev checks a low kick from Nukem.
Agaev went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Agaev takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Nukem has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Nukem checks the leg kick.
Nukem tests Agaev's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nukem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Agaev's calf.
Agaev missing with a left hand there. Nukem was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice uppercut lands for Nukem. That snapped Agaev's head back.
Nukem scores with a nice strike.
Nukem lands a nice leg kick that just misses Agaev's sensitive parts.
Agaev is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nukem scores with a spinning back kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem tries to land a front kick but Agaev steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nukem gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Agaev counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nukem scores with a nice body kick.
Nukem throws a poor cross that misses
and Agaev connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nukem digs a good body shot into Agaev's ribs.
Nukem tries to score with a low kick but Agaev moves his leg out of the way.
Agaev seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Agaev checks a low kick from Nukem.
Nukem connects with a body shot that sends Agaev's belly button to the back.
Nukem throws a body kick that misses.
Agaev appears to be looking for a big counter.
Nukem tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Agaev throws a big counter combination but Nukem scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Nukem lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nukem throws a leg kick which misses Agaev's front leg but catches the back leg as Agaev tries to avoid it.
Nukem misses with a hook. Agaev ducked under it nicely.
Agaev misses with a series of wild punches.
Nukem comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Agaev paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Agaev throws a counter high kick but Nukem was just alert enough to avoid it.

Nukem darts in and clinches Agaev up against the cage.
Agaev tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Agaev will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Nukem takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Agaev tries to work over Nukem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Nukem throws an elbow but misses.

Nukem jumps guard and drags Agaev to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nukem has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Agaev can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Nukem is trying to control the position but Agaev postures up.
Agaev engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Nukem controlling Agaev's posture.
Agaev is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke Nukem showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Nukem throws a leg kick that is checked
and Agaev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nukem tries to clinch up
and Agaev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Agaev moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nukem misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Agaev was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Nukem lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Agaev throws a body punch but Nukem moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nukem throws a nice outside leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Nukem!
Nice takedown defense from Agaev. No joy for Nukem on that attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem is looking to land body kicks.
Nukem is looking to slow Agaev down with leg kicks.
Agaev catches Nukem with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Agaev chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nukem can pounce on him.
Nukem tries for a takedown but Agaev sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nukem throws a chopping leg kick but Agaev manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nukem looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nukem connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nukem lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Agaev on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Duke Nukem is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nukem loads up on a big right hand but Agaev slips the punch.
Agaev is looking to counter with head kicks.
Nukem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Agaev counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nukem feints and then cracks Agaev's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Agaev down.
Agaev throws a head kick that misses
enabling Nukem to counter with a crisp jab.
An inside leg kick from Nukem misses.
Agaev on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A good leg kick by Nukem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nukem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Agaev's calf.
A bone on bone clash there as Agaev blocks the leg kick.
Agaev takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Agaev throws a right and a left that Nukem avoids nicely.
Nukem looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Agaev misses with a leg kick
and Nukem makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nukem stalks Agaev and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Agaev's face. Agaev staggers backwards, shaken.
Nukem explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A slow jab from Agaev misses its intended target.
Both fighters circling a little - Nukem finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Agaev has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Nukem.
Nukem lands a nice looking kick to the body. Agaev takes a step back to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nukem misses with a body kick.
Agaev is looking for a counter combo.
Tural Agaev has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Agaev throws a series of punches but Nukem moves out of range.
Nukem throws a shot from downtown. Agaev moves away and avoids it.
Agaev appears to be looking for a big counter.
Agaev on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nukem fails with the takedown
enabling Agaev to counter with a crisp jab.
Tural Agaev has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Duke Nukem.
Agaev misses with a head kick.
Agaev moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

And that's the end of the fight!
Duke Nukem comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Nukem has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duke Nukem!
Our winner, Duke Nukem, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.