PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mario Penzer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Story of My Life - One Direction kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Penzer
vs
Jiggle

180 cm
30
200 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

181 cm
28
195 lbs
15 - 14 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
KO power

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mario Penzer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Penzer.
Jiggle feints a counter leg kick.
Jiggle lands a nice shot that snaps Penzer's head back.
Penzer throws a shot from downtown. Jiggle moves away and avoids it.
Jiggle takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jiggle throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Penzer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Penzer tries to clinch up but Jiggle circles away and keeps his distance.
Jiggle looks for the body kick but Penzer saw that one coming.
Jiggle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Penzer plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Penzer throws out a loose jab but Jiggle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Penzer avoids the body shot from Jiggle.
Jiggle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jiggle misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Penzer.
Penzer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jiggle takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jiggle lands a right hook to the body.
Jiggle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Penzer throws a big counter combination but Jiggle scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

Penzer looking to score a takedown here. Jiggle is defending well but Penzer drives through and ends up in Jiggle's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Penzer landing some decent shots from guard.
Jiggle is looking to stand up but Penzer isn't so interested in that idea.
Jiggle is trying to control the position but Penzer postures up.
Jiggle keeping moving, preventing Penzer from controlling successfully.

Jiggle manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Penzer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jiggle Jiggle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jiggle misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jiggle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jiggle rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penzer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jiggle scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jiggle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jiggle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jiggle lunges at Penzer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Penzer's hand.
Jiggle throws a lazy body kick
and Penzer counters with a good low kick that Jiggle was not able to check.
Jiggle takes a swing at Penzer's ribcage but misses.
Penzer scores with a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Penzer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jiggle throws a push kick but Penzer slaps the foot to one side.
Penzer misses with a wild body shot.
Penzer bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Penzer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jiggle swings for the body but Penzer moves out of range.
Penzer is looking to counter punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penzer throws a jab when Jiggle was well out of range.
Penzer lands with a right hand.
Jiggle throws a head kick but Penzer moves out of range.

Penzer clinches.

Penzer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jiggle throws the kick towards the body but Penzer avoids it.
Jiggle gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Penzer throws a sloppy head kick and Jiggle moves out of range easily.
Decent striking displayed by Penzer there.
Jiggle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Penzer.
Jiggle defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Penzer.
Penzer bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jiggle scores with a one two! Penzer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Penzer closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Jiggle's guard.

Jiggle wriggles free and stands up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle throws a low kick, looking for Penzer's leg but Penzer calmly moves out of range.
Penzer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Penzer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jiggle looks to land a combination but Penzer avoids it well.
Jiggle misses with a series of wild punches.
Jiggle misses with a hook.
Penzer is looking to counter punch.
Jiggle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jiggle misses with an uppercut. Penzer saw that one coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jiggle looks to land a left hand but Penzer moved out of range nicely.
Penzer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jiggle misses the shot to the body.
Penzer throws a wild body kick that Jiggle sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jiggle Jiggle will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jiggle misses with a body kick.
Jiggle is looking to land body kicks.
Jiggle jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jiggle tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Penzer is able to avoid easily.
Penzer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jiggle throws a body punch but Penzer moves out of range.
Jiggle tests Penzer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Penzer scores with a nice right hand.
Jiggle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Penzer at a distance.
Penzer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jiggle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jiggle connects with a body shot that sends Penzer's belly button to the back.
Penzer moves out of range of the body kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Penzer misses its target.
Penzer pushes Jiggle away with a front kick.
Penzer scores with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle swings widly with a right hand
and Penzer counters with a nice body kick.
Penzer just misses with a punch to the body.
Jiggle is breathing heavily.
Penzer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jiggle is trying to counter with his kicks.
Jiggle moves out of range as Penzer strikes.
Jiggle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jiggle misses with an uppercut.
Penzer is looking to counter with a body kick.

Penzer connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Jiggle to the floor! Penzer dives in looking for the finish!

Jiggle is rocked!

It looks like Jiggle Jiggle has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Penzer lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Jiggle quite badly. Jiggle pulls Penzer in close trying to recover. Penzer postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Jiggle on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Jiggle doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mario Penzer!
A relieved looking Mario Penzer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.