PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Chapo Dilma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meyer Squibb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Chapo Dilma
vs
Squibb

190 cm
20
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Brawler
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, El Chapo Dilma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Meyer Squibb!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dilma drives through and clinches with Squibb against the ropes.

Squibb breaks from the clinch.
Dilma takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dilma tries to clinch but Squibb moves out of range.
Squibb throws a body punch but Dilma moves out of range.
Squibb takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dilma avoids the body shot from Squibb.
Dilma looks to score with a jab to the body but Squibb is just out of range.
Squibb has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Squibb blocks a body shot from Dilma.
Dilma presses Squibb against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Squibb ties up his opponent against the ropes and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Squibb no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Dilma looking to improve position, pressing down on Squibb's thigh with his hand. Squibb seems to be working to lock up a guilotine though... is Dilma paying attention? Apparently not! He's locked it up tight! Dilma's face has turned purple! Will he tap? Will he! YES! He's tapped! Squibb picked his opening and made it count! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Meyer Squibb!
A very excited looking Meyer Squibb made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.