PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricardo James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Farts Alot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alot has chosen we will rock you as his entrance music. Farts Alot is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

James
vs
Alot

206 cm
18
346 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

191 cm
18
287 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ricardo James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Farts Alot!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Radbod Blank and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James fails with a takedown attempt.

Alot moves into the clinch.

Alot successfully pulls guard.

Alot is looking for a triangle but James pushes his legs off easily.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Alot can do anything to dispel that myth.
James in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alot striking off his back but it's not causing James any problems.
James throws an elbow that misses. Alot uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in James's guard. Nice move by Alot!

James is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alot throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as James works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
James could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Alot is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
James has momentary wrist control but Alot slips an elbow through the middle.
James seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
James trying to keep a closed guard but Alot is proving a slippery customer.
James is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Alot is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Alot tries to free his leg and advance position but James is retaining full guard.
Alot is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Alot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. James is keeping the position for now.
James trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alot slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Alot landing some decent shots from guard.
James is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
James keeping moving, preventing Alot from controlling successfully.
James will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
James working a defensive guard here.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Alot drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but James manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Alot has James in his guard.

James wanted to stand there but Alot had control of the position.
Alot lands a good elbow from the bottom.

Alot is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
James throws a big elbow that misses.
James postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
James postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Alot looking for a guillotine here but James defends easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
James wanted to stand there but Alot had control of the position.
Alot utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
James throwing strikes from guard but Alot blocks nicely.
James throws a strike but Alot rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

James keeping moving, preventing Alot from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Alot would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
James looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Farts Alot dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Alot looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
James is pressing down on Alot's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Alot working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Alot tries to stand but James is controlling from the bottom.
Alot won't allow James to sweep him here.
Alot is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Farts Alot has got the better of the ground game so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alot loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Alot postures up.
Alot trying to control but James is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alot slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Alot lands a couple of decent looking shots.
James pulls Alot in close to prevent any damage.
James being controlled here, momentarily.
Alot looking to sit in guard and control but James gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Alot is adopting a defensive guard.
James throws an elbow that misses. Alot uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in James's guard. Nice move by Alot!

James trying to control the position.
James has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Alot content to stall in guard here.
Alot landing with the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alot trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Alot is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Alot postures up.
James keeping full guard, as Alot tries to pass.
Alot working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now James is on top in guard.

James in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Alot looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Alot has momentary wrist control but James slips an elbow through the middle.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Alot. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
James throwing strikes from guard but Alot blocks nicely.

Alot is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and James defends well.
Alot has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
James wants to get up but he can't break Alot's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Alot wants to sweep here but James controlling him for the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
James in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
James scoring with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Farts Alot will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Horrible takedown attempt by James or perhaps it was just good defense by Alot, which made it look bad.
Alot tries to counter with a clinch but James shakes him off and moves away.

Alot moves into the clinch successfully.

Alot breaks from the clinch.

Alot pushes James up against the cage in a clinch.
James gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Alot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
James is looking to control Alot's arms but Alot gets an underhook and turns him. Now James has his back to the cage.

James is fighting off a takedown attempt but Alot is just too persistent for him and manages to trip James to the mat. James regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James seems keen to control Alot's posture.
Alot with a nice head shot there.
Alot trying to control but James is working from the bottom.
Alot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. James is keeping the position for now.
Alot lands a couple of elbows.
Alot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
James lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
James working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
James wants to stand but Alot is controlling his posture from full guard.
James cracks Alot with a solid left hand.
James throws an elbow that misses. Alot uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in James's guard. Nice move by Alot!

Alot stopping the sweep attempt from James.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Alot's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Alot landing some decent shots from guard.
Alot sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
James not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Alot scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Alot lands a couple of digs.
Alot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Alot drops back looking for a leg! James is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and James manages to kick Alot off! Alot jumps back into James's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Alot is working James over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Alot seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Alot landing with the ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Alot content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Ricardo James has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Farts Alot is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Alot engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

And that's the end of the fight!
Farts Alot comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Alot has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 27:30
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Farts Alot!
During a confident post fight interview, Farts Alot thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.