PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). James comes to the cage accompanied by I Love the Cocaine. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

James
vs
Thundercunt

180 cm
26
184 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

183 cm
26
175 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Leviathan Clothing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rick James!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trumps Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but James avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but James uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
James can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
James blocking some punches.
James misses with a shot to the kidneys.
James blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.
James blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but James avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
James pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
James definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt's coach down at Woodhouse's was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
James misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick but James sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from James misses.
Thundercunt throws out a counter right but James avoids it with no problem.
Thundercunt tries to land a body kick
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
James misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
James connects with a single shot there.
James swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
James lands a nice shot to the body.
Good shot there by James.
James looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
James keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
James throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from James.
James throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt feints a counter leg kick.
Thundercunt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
James tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thundercunt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
James moves out of range of the body kick.
James was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
James throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from James.
James throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
James on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - James looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Thundercunt throws a head kick but James moves out of range.
James connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Thundercunt has James up against the cage in a clinch.
James misses with an elbow strike.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
James blocks an elbow strike.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but James uses good head movement to avoid it.
James blocking some punches.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike from James.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
James misses with a hook to the ribs.
James creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice elbow from James.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt throws an elbow that misses.
Thundercunt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt pushes off an throws an elbow but James leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
James swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
James dodges an elbow strike from Thundercunt.
James scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
James creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
James pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
James misses with a shot to the kidneys.
James throws an elbow that misses.

Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
A head kick misses from Thundercunt.
James with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Trumps Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Thundercunt stuns James with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
James connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Thundercunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
James throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
James misses the jab.
James throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Thundercunt lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and James has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from James and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A counter left hand to the body from James misses its target.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from James.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
James has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
Thundercunt looks for the body kick but James saw that one coming.
James misses with a body shot.
James has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down James rather than just go for the knockout.
James slips under a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
Thundercunt tries a quick counter leg kick but James is wise to it.
James takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Thundercunt scores with a head kick.
James takes one to the side of the head.
Thundercunt throws a front kick aimed at James's knee but James avoids it well.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from James.
It looked like James wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thundercunt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
James is looking to counter punch.
James throws a big shot that misses.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
James just misses with a punch to the body.
James stuns Thundercunt with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
James uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Good leg kick by Thundercunt there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
James tries to clinch up.
James connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
James jabs at Thundercunt's body.
James misses with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a slapping leg kick.

James moves into the clinch.
James blocks an elbow strike.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as James controls his hands.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
James has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
James blocking some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
James tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Trumps Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
James doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.

Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
James dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a nice inside leg kick.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jamess jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thundercunt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of James's head but James sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
James takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
James throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
James loads up on a big right hand but Thundercunt slips the punch.
James misses with a wild body shot.
James lands with an overhand left.
Thundercunt scores with a jab. James acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
James throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
James swings widly with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice leg kick.
Thundercunt misses with a low kick as James jumps back.
James dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
James lands a jab to Thundercunt's midsection.
James scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thundercunt doesn't seem bothered though.
James looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Trumps Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

James throws a lazy uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as James blocks the leg kick.
Rick James seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
James blocks a jab.

James drives through and clinches with Thundercunt against the cage.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
James is leaning against Thundercunt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
James avoids a wild elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
James misses with a punch to the body.
James works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
A short uppercut from James.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with James's elbow.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
James lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Thundercunt pushes James back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for James.
Thundercunt takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
James working some nice short punches in the clinch.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
James works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
James blocks an uppercut.
James pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
James scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.

It looks like Trumps Thundercunt has been cut.
James looks to throw an elbow but misses.
James pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
James throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A nice glancing elbow lands by James.
A right hook to the body lands for James.
Nice elbow from James.
James tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing James back against the cage.
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from James.
James pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
James struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
James lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
James lands a damaging elbow.
A short right from James.
James comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
James lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
James lands an elbow inside that Thundercunt shrugs off.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, James just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thundercunt's brow.
James softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
James lands a nice elbow.
Thundercunt blocks the elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
James cracks Thundercunt with a nice body shot.
James lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, James just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thundercunt's brow.
James creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, James throws an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt is trying to push James away but James has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
James blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt avoids the elbow strike from James, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
James comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A short right from James.
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.
James blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from James.
James avoids a wild elbow strike from Thundercunt.
James lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
James lands a damaging elbow.
Thundercunt avoids the elbow strike from James, against the cage.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from James.
A short right hand to the side of the head by James.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
James throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
James lands an elbow inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
James connects with a looping right hand.
James rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thundercunt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thundercunt misses the jab.

James moves into the clinch.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.
James blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from James.
Thundercunt wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by James.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
James throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Thundercunt wants to get back to striking at distance but James won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Trumps Thundercunt's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Thundercunt tries to land a leg kick but James saw it coming and moves away.
James throwing a counter right hand but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
James tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A shot to the body from James misses
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
James throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thundercunt! But no joy.
James stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from James.

James forces Thundercunt back against the cage and clinches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with James's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for James.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt is trying to break free.
Thundercunt avoids the elbow strike from James, against the cage.
James throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
James lands an uppercut.
James lands a body punch.
Thundercunt is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from James.
Nice elbow from James.
James lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from James.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.

James drops Thundercunt onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Thundercunt is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Thundercunt is rocked!
James creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Thundercunt with a big uppercut! Thundercunt tries to clinch up but James pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Thundercunt to the mat! Thundercunt covers up and James unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Rick James!
Rick James is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath Rick James thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.