PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leopold Stotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stotch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, What what, in the butt.. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Stotch
vs
Hogan

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Intelligent

Demonic Clothing
Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leopold Stotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hogan shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Hogan putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Stotch is looking to improve his position but Hogan isn't that keen on the idea.
Stotch regains half guard.
Stotch is looking for a sweep. Hogan is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Stotch moves into full guard.

Hogan is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Stotch has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Hogan is looking to defend but Stotch has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Hogan! Stotch pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Hogan taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Leopold Stotch!