PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles BatzCastelmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brad May (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BatzCastelmore comes to the cage accompanied by Dogtanian France theme. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

BatzCastelmore
vs
May

195 cm
27
220 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

188 cm
30
208 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles BatzCastelmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brad May!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
May slips a straight right by BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
May throws a leg kick but BatzCastelmore sees it coming and moves out of range.
BatzCastelmore fires out a quick counter leg kick but May just manages to avoid it.
BatzCastelmore misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
BatzCastelmore lands a jab.
May ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
BatzCastelmore takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
BatzCastelmore chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before May can pounce on him.
BatzCastelmore goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

BatzCastelmore clinches up with May and pushes him back against the cage.
BatzCastelmore tries to throw a body punch but May avoids it by throwing BatzCastelmore back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for May.
May lands a shoulder strike.
May throws a head punch that misses.
May lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
May lands with a short head shot on the inside.
BatzCastelmore misses with the head strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for BatzCastelmore.
Our sources have told us that BatzCastelmore has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
BatzCastelmore landing some nice looking knees to the body.
May looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore using the Thai plumb to throw knees but May has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
BatzCastelmore taking a breather.
May stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
BatzCastelmore lands with a light punch inside.
BatzCastelmore blocking some punches.
BatzCastelmore connects with a nasty looking knee right to May's face.
May has a couple of punches blocked by BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore connects with a nasty looking knee right to May's face.
BatzCastelmore throws a knee to the head but misses.
BatzCastelmore misses with a punch to the body.
BatzCastelmore misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, BatzCastelmore scores with a nice short uppercut.
BatzCastelmore utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
BatzCastelmore misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from May.
May tries to throw a body punch but BatzCastelmore avoids it by throwing May back against the cage.
May avoiding damage as BatzCastelmore throws knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
May doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
BatzCastelmore lands a nice knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
BatzCastelmore tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
May lands with a left to the head.
BatzCastelmore lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for May.
BatzCastelmore misses with a hook to the ribs.
BatzCastelmore misses with a punch on the inside.
BatzCastelmore connects with a knee to the head.
BatzCastelmore lands with a short punch from the clinch.
May blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
BatzCastelmore lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for May.
BatzCastelmore using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A short left from BatzCastelmore.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for May.
BatzCastelmore tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knees in the clinch landing for BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore unloads a knee to the mid-section. May lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore tries to land knees in the clinch but May avoids the damage to the body.
May doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
BatzCastelmore tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and May avoids it.
BatzCastelmore blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
BatzCastelmore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
May takes a shot to the head.
A right hand to the body from May.
May has a couple of punches blocked by BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore is looking to control May's arms but May gets an underhook and turns him. Now BatzCastelmore has his back to the cage.
BatzCastelmore is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. May is defending well for now.
BatzCastelmore blocking some punches.
May lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
May tried to land a shot to the body but connects with BatzCastelmore's elbow.
May managing to block the knees to the body from BatzCastelmore.
May takes a knee to the side of the body.
BatzCastelmore lands a body shot in the clinch.
BatzCastelmore lands a left hand that snaps the head of May backwards.
BatzCastelmore landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore lands a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
BatzCastelmore trying to land knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
BatzCastelmore connects with a nasty looking knee right to May's face.
BatzCastelmore with an attempt at a knee that misses.
May lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down BatzCastelmore.
May misses with a hook from the clinch.
May lands a body shot.
May trying to stall but BatzCastelmore improves his position.
May throws a head punch that misses.
BatzCastelmore landing some nice looking knees to the body.
May gets through BatzCastelmore's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from May fails to land.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
May lands an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
May working aggressively here.
BatzCastelmore lands with a short punch from the clinch.
BatzCastelmore misses with the head strike.
May's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charles BatzCastelmore dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

BatzCastelmore throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
BatzCastelmore waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract May.
A slow jab from May misses its intended target.
A solid leg kick lands there for May.
A slow jab from BatzCastelmore misses its intended target.
BatzCastelmore is looking to chop away at May's legs.
BatzCastelmore slips a straight right by May.
BatzCastelmore misses with an uppercut. May saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from May. BatzCastelmore does a little dance to reset his feet.
BatzCastelmore is looking to counter the offense by May and move into the clinch.
May lands a leg kick that knocks BatzCastelmore off balance momentarily.
BatzCastelmore on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
BatzCastelmore misses with a head kick.
BatzCastelmore moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
May steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from BatzCastelmore. That one must have hurt.
Nice cross by May.
Charles BatzCastelmore is winning the standup battle so far.
May throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by BatzCastelmore.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
BatzCastelmore missing with a left hand there. May was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore misses the jab.
May flicks out a counter leg kick but BatzCastelmore steps away.
BatzCastelmore misses with a hook
and May makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
BatzCastelmore swings for the body but May moves out of range.
BatzCastelmore tries to close the distance and clinch up but May swats him away and circles back towards the center.
May tries to clinch up.
A combination from BatzCastelmore does no damage.
May throws a low kick but it's checked well by BatzCastelmore.
May lands a nice shot to the body.
May throws out a leg kick but BatzCastelmore moves out of range and May only half commits.
BatzCastelmore cracks the inside of May's front leg.
BatzCastelmore tries to clinch but May is having none of it.
BatzCastelmore throws a head kick that misses.
BatzCastelmore cracks a nice hook into May's ribs.
BatzCastelmore explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
BatzCastelmore throws a lazy head kick
and May counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
BatzCastelmore throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
May throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from BatzCastelmore on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Charles BatzCastelmore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
May lands a jab.
A leg kick checked by May.
May bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
BatzCastelmore misses the shot to the body.
May steps to the side to avoid the strikes from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore misses with a straight left.
May scoring well with a low kick there.
May uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
May misses with an uppercut.
BatzCastelmore thuds his shin into the meat of May's side.
May avoids a kick to the body.
A nice side step and May releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A lazy body kick from BatzCastelmore
and May cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
BatzCastelmore throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
May throws a head kick that misses.
BatzCastelmore throws a body shot but no joy.
Some wild striking there from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore tries to close the distance and clinch but May swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A kick lands to the mid section there for BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore lets loose with a powerful body kick. May will feel that in the morning.
BatzCastelmore tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and May counters with a nice leg kick.
BatzCastelmore is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that May can do to turn this around?
BatzCastelmore throws a half hearted mid kick.
May feints a counter leg kick.
BatzCastelmore lands a front kick.
BatzCastelmore throws a body punch but May moves out of range.
May blocks a leg kick.
BatzCastelmore just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
May misses with a body shot.
BatzCastelmore steps to the side to avoid the strikes from May.
BatzCastelmore seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A head kick misses from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore connects with a nice looking jab.
A telegraphed right hand from May misses the target.
BatzCastelmore goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
BatzCastelmore scores with a nice right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
BatzCastelmore scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
May stuns BatzCastelmore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
May uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
May looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
May thows a leg kick but BatzCastelmore checks it
and BatzCastelmore counters with a lovely straight right hand!
May cracks BatzCastelmore with a good jab.
BatzCastelmore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
May throws a push kick but BatzCastelmore slaps the foot to one side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charles BatzCastelmore dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

BatzCastelmore keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from May.
BatzCastelmore swings for the body but May moves out of range.
BatzCastelmore shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
BatzCastelmore takes a head kick and keeps coming.
May misses with a looping right.
May has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore lands a leg kick that knocks May off balance momentarily.
A slapping body kick lands there for BatzCastelmore.
May blocks a jab.
May on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

BatzCastelmore pushes May up against the cage in a clinch.
BatzCastelmore is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. May is defending well for now.
May fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
BatzCastelmore scores with a hook to the body.
BatzCastelmore lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of May backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
May tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
May takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Knees to the body from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore crunches a lovely knee into May's ribcage.
Charles BatzCastelmore has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
May on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from May.
BatzCastelmore tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
BatzCastelmore trying to land knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore misses with a hook to the ribs.
BatzCastelmore's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
BatzCastelmore lands a left hand that snaps the head of May backwards.
May on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore scores a nice knee to the body.
May tries to work over BatzCastelmore's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
May avoiding damage as BatzCastelmore throws knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore misses with a body punch.
BatzCastelmore landing knees to the head.
BatzCastelmore connects with a nasty looking knee right to May's face.

May is rocked!
May working aggressively here.
May is still on wobbly legs! Can BatzCastelmore finish him?
BatzCastelmore misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
May throws a punch but it's blocked by BatzCastelmore.
May seems to have recovered his senses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BatzCastelmore prevents a body shot from May.
BatzCastelmore misses with a knee strike.
BatzCastelmore with an attempt at a knee that misses.
BatzCastelmore blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
BatzCastelmore trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for May.
May lands a hook to the side of the head.
May misses with a hook from the clinch.
BatzCastelmore blocks a punch to the side of the head.
May lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from BatzCastelmore on the inside.
May scores with a shot to the side of BatzCastelmore's head.
BatzCastelmore trying to land knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore lands on the inside with an uppercut.
BatzCastelmore lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
May takes a knee right on the jaw!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by BatzCastelmore as May tries to tie him up.
May misses with a body punch.
May on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore looking to throw knees to the head but May is blocking nicely.
May tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
BatzCastelmore missing with knees to the body.
May scores with a shot to the side of BatzCastelmore's head.
May misses with a punch on the inside.
May lands a right hand.
May misses with a punch on the inside.
May misses with some punches.
May is trying to maintain a safe position but BatzCastelmore gets an underhook and turns May into the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from May.
Charles BatzCastelmore is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A bit of stalling here from May.
May misses with the head strike.
Brad May has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
May misses with a hook to the ribs.
BatzCastelmore lands on the inside with an uppercut.
May swings wildly with an uppercut but BatzCastelmore uses good head movement to avoid it.
May swings wildly with an uppercut but BatzCastelmore uses good head movement to avoid it.
May misses with a body punch.
May misses with a punch on the inside.
May lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of BatzCastelmore backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by BatzCastelmore as May tries to tie him up.
May is looking to control BatzCastelmore's arms but BatzCastelmore gets an underhook and turns him. Now May has his back to the cage.
BatzCastelmore putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has May in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. May is defending well for now.
BatzCastelmore misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from May.
BatzCastelmore stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
BatzCastelmore misses with some punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Charles BatzCastelmore showed his dominance in that final round.
Well BatzCastelmore has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles BatzCastelmore!
An intense looking Charles BatzCastelmore took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Vou le vou coucher avec moi?'.