PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Vyrkyx Dall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dardan Douchebag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dall comes to the cage accompanied by The Worm. Douchebag has chosen Donkey as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dall
vs
Douchebag

170 cm
22
157 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

176 cm
21
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vyrkyx Dall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Jorge Garcia and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dall throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dall lands with a straight right. Douchebag didn't see that one coming.
Douchebag shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dall pinned against the cage. Dall gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dall scores with a punch to the head.
Dall misses with a head kick.
Dall leaves Douchebag with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dall misses with the combination.
Dall slips a straight right by Douchebag.
Douchebag avoids the head kick by Dall.
A little jabbing left from Douchebag on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag blocks a head kick by Dall.
Jab from Dall.
Dall throws a hook but Douchebag avoids it easily.
Douchebag changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dall pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douchebag is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

Douchebag fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dall to the ground. Douchebag is now in Dall's guard.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Dall keeps moving.
Douchebag is working Dall over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.
Dall has his hands on Douchebag's head, controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dall's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dall is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up.
Dall utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dall looking to control.

Dall is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Dall not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Dall looking for a sweep. Not yet Dall, not yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Dall bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douchebag's guard.

Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag keeps trying to improve his position.
Dall controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Dall wanted to stand there but Douchebag had control of the position.
Dall stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Douchebag swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dall preventing the sweep.
Douchebag has his hands on Dall's head, controlling the position.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dall manages to get himself to full guard.

Dall has Douchebag pulled in close to control his posture.
Dall looking to control.
Dall is really struggling to control Douchebag but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Dall is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vyrkyx Dall will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A combination from Douchebag does no damage.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Dall but Dall pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Dall quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Dall misses with an uppercut. Douchebag saw that one coming.
Vyrkyx Dall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dall, right into the meat.
Dall lands a jab to Douchebag's midsection.
No luck for Douchebag with that takedown attempt.
Dall appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dall looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dall misses with a body kick.
Douchebag feints the counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Dall.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Dall sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Vyrkyx Dall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Douchebag throws a hook to the side of Dall's head but Dall sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dall scores with a jab. Douchebag acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dall misses with a hook.
Dall delivers a nice body kick.

Douchebag gets a takedown into half guard.

Douchebag is looking for a kimura here.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.

Dall looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dall keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Douchebag is trying to control. Dall wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dall wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Douchebag wants to pass to mount but Dall is defending the position.
Douchebag missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dall desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Dall trying to control here.
Dall is positioning himself well to prevent Douchebag advancing to mount.
Douchebag working Dall over with strikes.
Dall trying to control but Douchebag postures up.

Douchebag looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dall is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dall keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Dall wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Dall is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dall is trying to control but can't.
Dall is pressing down on Douchebag's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Douchebag avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Douchebag postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dall is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dall swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dall is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Nice defenses there by Dall.
Douchebag is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dall works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Douchebag shoots in and drives through. Dall sprawls well.
Dall ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dall throws a head kick but Douchebag moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dall stuffs the takedown attempt from Douchebag. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Dall tries a head kick but it misses.
Dall is looking to land body kicks.
Douchebag changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag dodges the punch combination from Dall.
Dall looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dall throws out a powerful jab.
Dall throws a head kick but Douchebag moves out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Douchebag is defended easily by Dall.
Vyrkyx Dall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.

Douchebag shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Dall looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dall working for a triangle but Douchebag defends it easily.
Dall tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag lands a couple of digs.
Dall keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Dall pulls Douchebag in to control the position.
Dall wants to control but Douchebag passes easily into half guard.
Dall is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Dall is holding on to half guard well.
Douchebag is keen to just control but Dall is a slippery customer.
Dall wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag lands with a punch from half guard.
Dall is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Douchebag is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dall trying to hold on to Douchebag's head to control him but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dall is pressing down on Douchebag's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dall seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Dall has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Douchebag is in close to Dall's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Dall looking for a guillotine here but Douchebag defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vyrkyx Dall showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Dall has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:28
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vyrkyx Dall!
Vyrkyx Dall thanked the fans post fight for their support.