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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Royce Disgracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Disgracie comes to the cage accompanied by I kill cause im hungry. On his way into the cage it seems that Royce Disgracie has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Royce Disgracie seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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135 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
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163 cm
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140 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Royce Disgracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disgracie changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Orgasm is looking to clinch but Disgracie is avoiding it.
Orgasm scores with a head kick.
Orgasm closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Disgracie blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Disgracie lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Orgasm fails to land.
Orgasm told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Orgasm tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Disgracie lands a left hand.
Disgracie has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Disgracie scores with a shot to the side of Orgasm's head.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Disgracie avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Disgracie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orgasm stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Orgasm wants to stall.
Disgracie pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Orgasm.
Disgracie lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Disgracie avoiding damage as Orgasm throws knees to the body.
Disgracie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Orgasm is stalling here.
Disgracie struggles to land a body shot inside as Orgasm controls his hands.
Orgasm is trying to stall.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Disgracie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Disgracie throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
Disgracie presses Orgasm against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Disgracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A frustrated look appears on Disgracie's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Disgracie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm struggles to land a body shot inside as Disgracie controls his hands.
Disgracie tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Disgracie lands a right hand that snaps the head of Orgasm backwards.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Disgracie blocks an elbow strike.
Disgracie misses with a short punch on the inside.
Disgracie tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Orgasm's elbow.
Orgasm is pushing Disgracie up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Disgracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orgasm lands a knee to the head.
Disgracie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Disgracie lands an uppercut.
Disgracie scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Disgracie throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disgracie lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Disgracie.
Disgracie misses with a punch on the inside.
Disgracie can't find room to land a body shot as Orgasm controls the action.
Disgracie lands with a short shot to the head.
Disgracie has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm throws a knee to the head but misses.
Disgracie lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Orgasm is rocked!
Disgracie presses Orgasm against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Orgasm is still on wobbly legs! Can Disgracie finish him?
Disgracie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Orgasm misses with some punches.
Disgracie gets through Orgasm's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Disgracie lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orgasm misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Disgracie.
Orgasm tries to land knees in the clinch but Disgracie avoids the damage to the body.
Disgracie throws a big uppercut that drops Orgasm! More strikes from Disgracie and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Orgasm lies dazed against the cage as Disgracie celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Royce Disgracie!
Royce Disgracie decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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