PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bullar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bullar
vs
Orgasm

173 cm
26
146 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

163 cm
26
140 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Knockout power

Leviathan Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Patrick Bullar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orgasm blocks a jab.
Bullar moves out of range of the body kick from Orgasm.

Bullar clinches with his opponent.
A head punch on the inside from Bullar fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Orgasm swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Orgasm told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Orgasm blocks a body shot from Bullar.
Bullar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bullar misses with a punch on the inside.

Orgasm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Bullar moves into the clinch successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Bullar pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bullar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bullar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Bullar has been working on his elbows in the gym.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orgasm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bullar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Orgasms head.
Bullar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Orgasm scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bullar throws a head punch that misses.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Bullar avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Orgasm lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bullar.
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm throws a head punch that misses.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.

Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm connects with a jab.

Bullar gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm has a couple of punches blocked by Bullar.
Orgasm blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bullar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Bullar.
Bullar misses with a punch on the inside.
Orgasm blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Orgasm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Orgasm misses with a body kick.
Bullar slips under a jab.
Bullar misses with a looping right.

Bullar has Orgasm up against the cage in a clinch.
Orgasm has a couple of punches blocked by Bullar.
Bullar misses with some punches.
Bullar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bullar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm throws a body punch but Bullar moves out of range.
A jab from Orgasm does it's job there.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bullar darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Orgasm has taken the fight to the clinch.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Orgasm manages to break the clinch.
Bullar misses the jab.
Bullar sets himself, and Orgasm steps forward looking for the clinch! Bullar avoids it this time.
Orgasm loads up on a big right hand but Bullar slips the punch.
Orgasm misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bullar gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice cross by Bullar.
Orgasm misses with a body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Bullar has closed the distance and engaged Orgasm in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Orgasm blocks an uppercut.
Bullar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Orgasm misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bullar.
A shot in the inside from Orgasm.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bullar lands with a light punch inside.
Bullar blocks a body shot from Orgasm.
Bullar lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bullar dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Bullar moves into the clinch.
Orgasm trying to control the position but instead, Bullar has worked for underhooks and has pushed Orgasm into the cage.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bullar.
Orgasm blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Orgasm misses with the head strike.
Bullar misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bullar.
Bullar working aggressively here.

Orgasm breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Orgasm.

Bullar takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Patrick Bullar has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orgasm can't find room to land a body shot as Bullar controls the action.
Bullar pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Orgasm is trying to push Bullar away but Bullar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bullar misses with some punches.
Bullar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Bullar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Bullar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bullar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Orgasm gets through Bullar's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Bullar.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bullar working aggressively here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bullar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bullar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bullar blocks a body shot from Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with some punches.
Bullar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Orgasm can do to turn this around?
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Bullar lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Orgasm manages to break the clinch.

Bullar moves into range and clinches up with Orgasm.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Bullar misses with some punches.
Bullar misses with a punch to the body.

Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Bullar rushes Orgasm and presses him up against the cage.
Orgasm blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bullar.

Orgasm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Bullar gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bullar throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
Bullar throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bullar.
Bullar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Orgasm throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm lands with a right to the head.
Bullar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bullar working aggressively here.
Bullar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bullar scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Bullar on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm throws a punch but it's blocked by Bullar.
Orgasm tries to work over Bullar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bullar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Orgasm backwards.
Bullar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bullar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Orgasm taking a breather.
Bullar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bullar lands a shoulder strike.
Orgasm tries to work over Bullar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bullar tries a body shot but Orgasm blocks it.
Orgasm struggles to land a body shot inside as Bullar controls his hands.
Bullar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Orgasms head.

Orgasm is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bullar.
Orgasm is still on wobbly legs! Can Bullar finish him?
Bullar throws a punch but it's blocked by Orgasm.
Bullar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Orgasm's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bullar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Bullar pushes Orgasm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullar has a couple of punches blocked by Orgasm.
Orgasm blocking some punches.
Orgasm blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Orgasm tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bullar avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bullar dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Bullar rushes Orgasm and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Orgasm manages to break the clinch.

Bullar gets a clinch.
Bullar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bullar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Orgasm backwards.
Bullar unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Orgasm! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Bullar is unloading with more strikes now! Orgasm drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bullar!
Patrick Bullar thanked the fans post fight for their support.