PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sub Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lange is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by ACDC-You Shook Me(All Night Long). On his way into the cage it seems that Sub Norris has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Sub Norris seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Norris
vs
Lange

180 cm
36
154 lbs
29 - 28 - 1

183 cm
43
149 lbs
17 - 21 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sub Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Artie Lange!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris connects with a nice looking jab.
Lange looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Norris lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Norris lands with an uppercut that bounces Lange off the cage and back into range.

Norris moves into the clinch successfully.
Norris working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Norris.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Norris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lange tries to break the clinch but Norris is controlling the position.
Norris lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lange or not.
Norris lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Norris pushes Lange back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Norris.
Norris lands with a left to the head.
Norris pushes Lange back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Norris lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lange or not.
Still in the clinch, Norris scores with a nice short uppercut.
Norris scores a nice knee to the body.
Norris lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Norris - that landed with a thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Norris breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Norris sizes up Lange with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Lange is rocked!
Norris is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Lange hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sub Norris!