PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

James
vs
Pitakaka

195 cm
43
218 lbs
43 - 27 - 0

189 cm
33
217 lbs
22 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 43 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rick James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bitch! moves into the clinch.
Pitakaka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Pitakaka escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pitakaka drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Pitakaka lands a big head kick that sends Bitch! tumbling to the mat! Pitakaka takes a step backwards and waves Bitch! back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bitch! is rocked!

It looks like Rick James, Bitch! has been cut.
Pitakaka seems to be stalking Bitch! here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastating head kick! Bitch! drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elijah Pitakaka!
In his post fight interview, Elijah Pitakaka started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.