PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zee Snore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Wahlberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Snore
vs
Wahlberg

192 cm
20
255 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

200 cm
27
242 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zee Snore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mark Wahlberg!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wahlberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Snore.
Wahlberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Snore throws a series of punches but Wahlberg moves out of range.
Snore throws a jab when Wahlberg was well out of range.
Snore throws a shot from downtown. Wahlberg moves away and avoids it.
Wahlberg lands with a thumping leg kick.
Snore looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Snore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wahlberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Snore misses with a looping left.
Snore backing away here, and Wahlberg unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wahlberg misses with a low kick.
Mark Wahlberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snore with a hook.
Snore throws a jab when Wahlberg was well out of range.
Snore throws a body punch but Wahlberg moves out of range.
Wahlberg raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Wahlberg is predictable there
letting Snore counter with a right hand.
Snore misses with a looping right.
Snore tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wahlberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Snore.
Snore avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Snore throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Wahlberg finds it's way through Snore's defenses.
Snore tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wahlberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snore moves out of range of the body kick from Wahlberg.
Snore cracks Wahlberg with an open hand slap.
Snore throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wahlberg looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jab by Snore.
Snore misses with a looping left.
Wahlberg uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Snore has time to react.
Snore throws a nice looking combination but Wahlberg bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Snore thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wahlberg lands with a cross.

Snore has managed to clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snore misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snore lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wahlberg wants to break the clinch but can't.
Snore working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wahlberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Wahlberg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fight stays on the outside here - Snore looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Snore is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wahlberg staying out of range there.
Wahlberg throws a leg kick that misses.
Wahlberg just misses with a punch to the body.
Snore waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wahlberg.
Snore misses with the combination.
Snore misses with a hook.
Snore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Snore keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Wahlberg lands a nice shot to the body.
Wahlberg ducks under a wild hook from Snore.
Wahlberg throws a big counter head kick but Snore avoids it with no problem.
Snore avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Snore closes the distance and clinches.
Snore lands a nice shot to the body.
Snore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snore throws a head punch that misses.
Wahlberg blocking some punches.
Snore swings wildly with an uppercut but Wahlberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Snore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Snore has a couple of punches blocked by Wahlberg.
Snore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snore throws a punch but it's blocked by Wahlberg.
Wahlberg looking to stall.
Snore lands a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Snore.
Snore lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Snore misses with a punch on the inside.
Wahlberg stalling in the clinch but Snore improves position.
Snore throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wahlberg is trying to force a seperation but Snore has the dominant position.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Snore.
Good body shot from Snore.
Wahlberg looks winded!
Snore swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Snore is leaning against Wahlberg and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wahlberg has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Snore seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Wahlberg can turn it around.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Snore lands with a right to the head.
Nice body punch from Snore.
Still in the clinch, Snore scores with a nice short uppercut.
Snore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zee Snore dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Wahlberg on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Snore feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Wahlberg sprawling to the canvas! Wahlberg rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Snore finish him?!

Wahlberg is rocked!
Snore darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Wahlberg's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Snore before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zee Snore!