PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luke Campion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Luke Campion has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Barbie Bloonkers's chin.

Bloonkers
vs
Campion

207 cm
31
270 lbs
7 - 11 - 0

190 cm
24
235 lbs
9 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Great elbows
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Luke Campion!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, John Roberts and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloonkers goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Luke Campion has been cut.
Campion takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Campion throws a sloppy head kick and Bloonkers moves out of range easily.
Bloonkers is looking for a counter combo.
A left lands for Bloonkers.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Bloonkers has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Campion regains guard immediately.
Bloonkers has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Campion isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Bloonkers stacks Campion on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Bloonkers!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Bloonkers decides to stand back up.
Bloonkers throws a quick inside leg kick.
Barbie Bloonkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers misses with a few strikes there.
Campion wants to counter the offense by Bloonkers and move into the clinch position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Bloonkers there.
Bloonkers finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bloonkers has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center in the buildup to the fight.
Bloonkers fails to land with a series of punches.
Bloonkers swinging wildly here.
Bloonkers throws the kick towards the body but Campion avoids it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Campion changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Campion tries to clinch up but Bloonkers circles away and keeps his distance.
Bloonkers lands a jab to the head.
Campion looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Campion shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bloonkers's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Campion won't allow Bloonkers to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Campion working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Campion forces his way into half guard.
Bloonkers looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bloonkers has hold of Campion's hands but Campion slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Campion not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Campion is looking for a kimura but Bloonkers is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Campion to get the leverage.
Bloonkers pushes Campion off looking to stand but Campion dives back in and keeps control.
Bloonkers has hold of Campion's hands but Campion slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Bloonkers pushes Campion off and gets back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Campion has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Campion chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bloonkers can pounce on him.
Campion throws a front kick aimed at Bloonkers's knee but Bloonkers avoids it well.
Bloonkers throws a series of strikes that have Campion backpedaling.
Bloonkers throws a sloppy head kick and Campion moves out of range easily.
Campion pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Campion fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bloonkers walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Campion checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Campion doesn't manage to clinch there - Bloonkers circles away.
Bloonkers avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bloonkers misses with a wild body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bloonkers throws a series of punches but Campion avoids them all with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Campion looks for a takedown but Bloonkers sprawls well.

Bloonkers lands a high kick to the side of Campion's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Bloonkers dives into guard, looking to finish.

Bloonkers stands up and waves to Campion to follow him.
No joy there for Campion, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bloonkers tries to land a front kick but Campion steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Campion on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bloonkers misses with a leg kick.
Campion is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Bloonkers dips to his left and cracks Campion with an uppercut!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Campion moves in looking to clinch but Bloonkers pushes him off.
Bloonkers moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bloonkers's corner calls for a 1-2. Bloonkers obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barbie Bloonkers dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Luke Campion's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Campion drops Bloonkers with a beautiful combination! Bloonkers stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Campion is looking for the KO!

It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Campion.
Campion misses with a head kick.
Barbie Bloonkers is winning the standup battle so far.
Bloonkers delivers a nice body kick.
Campion misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Bloonkers to counter with a crisp jab.
Campion is looking to clinch.
Bloonkers is looking to counter with a body kick.
Bloonkers connects with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Campion blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Campion throws a right and a left that both miss.
and Bloonkers counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Campion! He's just covering up as Bloonkers starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barbie Bloonkers!
Barbie Bloonkers was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Luke Campion spoke after the fight, saying 'Congratulations to my opponent. He was the better man today. Now I go back to training to make sure that I'm the better man tomorrow. Thanks to the fans for all of their support.'.