PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vincenzo Vitalli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ooh La La. Vitalli comes into a darkened arena with his song building. i kill cause im hungry kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mcfacepunch
vs
Vitalli

150 cm
27
275 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

200 cm
28
262 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vincenzo Vitalli!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcfacepunch throws a half hearted mid kick.
We've been informed that Vitalli has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Mcfacepunch takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Vitalli connects with a body shot.
Vitalli throws out a loose jab but Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mcfacepunch blocks a head kick by Vitalli.
Vitalli lands a leg kick that knocks Mcfacepunch off balance momentarily.
Mcfacepunch rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Vitalli counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mcfacepunch moves forwards but Vitalli connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Vitalli thows a left - swing and a miss!
A counter left hand to the body from Mcfacepunch misses its target.
Mcfacepunch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A clash of legs there as Mcfacepunch blocks the low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Mcfacepunch misses the target.
Mcfacepunch takes a swing at Vitalli's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Vitalli! But no joy.
Vitalli tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Vitalli lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Vitalli pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mcfacepunch is out of range and Vitalli settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vitalli checks the leg kick.
Mcfacepunch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Vitalli connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mcfacepunch scrambles back to his feet.
A head kick by Vitalli misses
and Mcfacepunch counters with a nice uppercut.
Vitalli has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch looks to land a right hand but Vitalli moved out of range.
Mcfacepunch backing away here, and Vitalli unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Vitalli looks to land a body kick but Mcfacepunch moved away.
As Vitalli backs away, Mcfacepunch returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Mcfacepunch throws an off balance right hand
and Vitalli connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vincenzo Vitalli seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Vitalli misses
and Mcfacepunch counters with an outside leg kick.
Vitalli lands a nice looking body kick.
Mcfacepunch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Vitalli lands the left hand.
Vitalli lands with a right hand.
A slapping leg kick lands for Vitalli.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mcfacepunch moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Mcfacepunch lands a nice looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vitalli cracks the inside of Mcfacepunch's front leg.
Mcfacepunch cracks Vitalli with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mcfacepunch misses with a left hand
letting Vitalli counter with a right hand.

Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is getting worse.
Mcfacepunch throws a lazy head kick
and Vitalli counters with an outside leg kick.
Vitalli throws an off balance right hand
and Mcfacepunch counters with a nice uppercut.
Vitalli plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Vitalli swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Vitalli throws a body punch but Mcfacepunch moves out of range.
Vitalli pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick but Vitalli moved away.
Vitalli swings for the body but Mcfacepunch moves out of range.
Vitalli misses with a looping left.
Vitalli throws a head kick that misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch throws a looping overhand right but Vitalli ducks down to avoid it.
Vitalli throws a sloppy head kick
and Mcfacepunch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mcfacepunch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mcfacepunch looks to land a right hand but Vitalli moved out of range.
A big left from Vitalli misses.
Vitalli does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Vitalli scores with a jab to the jaw.
Vitalli throws a body shot but no joy.
Vitalli throws a leg kick
and Vitalli takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vitalli looks to land a right hand but Mcfacepunch moved out of range.
Vitalli throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Good exchange - Mcfacepunch coming out on top.
Mcfacepunch misses with a straight left.
Mcfacepunch pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Vitalli tenderised Mcfacepunch's leg. Mcfacepunch is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mcfacepunch throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vitalli goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Mcfacepunch misses the target.
Vitalli throws a front kick aimed at Mcfacepunch's knee but Mcfacepunch avoids it well.
Mcfacepunch takes one to the chin there.
Mcfacepunch throws a sloppy body shot
and Vitalli counters with a leg kick.
Vitalli throws a low kick, looking for Mcfacepunch's leg but Mcfacepunch calmly moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Vitalli - just one landing.
Vitalli lands a body shot.
Vitalli cracks Mcfacepunch with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick but Vitalli moved away.
Vitalli swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vitalli goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vincenzo Vitalli dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Vitalli keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Vitalli ducks under a wild hook from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vitalli flicks out a counter leg kick but Mcfacepunch steps away.
Vitalli jabs Mcfacepunch right on the nose. Mcfacepunch blinks but takes it well.

Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Mcfacepunch bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Vitalli's head backwards.
Vitalli tried to score with a low kick but Mcfacepunch checks it.
Mcfacepunch throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Vitalli has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Vitalli misses with a leg kick
letting Mcfacepunch counter with a right hand.
Mcfacepunch takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Vitalli is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Mcfacepunch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfacepunch blocks a low kick nicely.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Mcfacepunch might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Jab from Vitalli.
Vitalli throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vitalli scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch throws a shot from downtown. Vitalli moves away and avoids it.
Mcfacepunch throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mcfacepunch ducks under a wild hook from Vitalli.
Vitalli rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mcfacepunch moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mcfacepunch works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Vitalli scores with a spinning back kick!
Vitalli misses with a wild body shot.
Vitalli throws a leg kick
and Mcfacepunch counters with a body kick that stops Vitalli in his tracks momentarily.
Vitalli lands with an overhand left.

Jeez, Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Mcfacepunch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Vitalli avoids the head kick by Mcfacepunch.
Vitalli takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Vitalli lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Vincenzo Vitalli!
A very excited looking Vincenzo Vitalli made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.