PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bastien Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keiko Lynn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harris's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Du Hast. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Harris
vs
Lynn

180 cm
32
193 lbs
25 - 26 - 0

189 cm
42
187 lbs
25 - 21 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bastien Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Keiko Lynn!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yuuki Gou and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lynn connects with a body shot that sends Harris's belly button to the back.
Bastien Harris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Harris gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Harris's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A swing and a miss from Lynn.
Harris slips under a jab from Lynn.
Lynn getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Lynn connects with a nice looking jab.
Lynn has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

Harris forces Lynn back against the cage and clinches.
Lynn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Harris.
Lynn scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lynn tries a body shot but Harris blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Lynn fails to land.
Lynn trying to land knees to the body.
Harris taking a breather.
Lynn is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Lynn fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lynn manages to break the clinch.
Lynn misses with the combination.
Harris went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Lynn throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lynn bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Harris's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Harris duly obliges.

It looks like Keiko Lynn has been cut.
Harris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Harris connects with a looping right hand.

Harris closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lynn misses with the head strike.
The referee calls for Harris to work.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Lynn throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lynn working aggressively here.
Lynn is looking to break free of the clinch but Harris has double underhooks.
A short left from Harris.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lynn misses with a punch on the inside.

Lynn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lynn's corner calls for a 1-2. Lynn obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Lynn misses with a head kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Harris misses the target.

Harris lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Lynn sprawling to the canvas. Harris follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Lynn hang on?

Lynn is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harris prevents Lynn from improving his position.
Lynn is still in real trouble! Can Harris finish him?
Lynn seems to have recovered his senses.
Lynn wants to control but Harris is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Harris gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

Harris gets a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Harris blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Harris blocks an uppercut.
Harris looking to throw knees to the head but Lynn is blocking nicely.
Lynn tries to throw a body punch but Harris avoids it by throwing Lynn back against the cage.
Lynn can't find room to land a body shot as Harris controls the action.
Lynn tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lynn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Harris lands a damaging elbow.
Harris blocking some punches.
Lynn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Harris has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stalling in the clinch from Harris.
Lynn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Harris blocks an uppercut.
Harris effectively controlling the action here.
Harris digs a right hand into Lynn's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lynn's gas tank.
Lynn has a couple of punches blocked by Harris.
Harris lands an elbow inside that Lynn shrugs off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bastien Harris dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Keiko Lynn's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Harris forces Lynn back against the cage and clinches.
Lynn misses with the head strike.
Lynn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Harris lands a hook to the side of the head.
Our sources have told us that Harris has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Harris is leaning against Lynn and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lynn tries to throw a body punch but Harris avoids it by throwing Lynn back against the cage.
Lynn throws a punch but it's blocked by Harris.
Harris is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lynn can do to turn this around?
Lynn misses with some punches.
Harris has Lynn pressed against the cage, preventing Lynn from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Harris blocks an uppercut.
Harris throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lynns head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lynn misses with the head strike.

Lynn manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris is looking to clinch.
Lynn wants to clinch.
Lynn misses with a hook
enabling Harris to counter with a crisp jab.

That has opened up Keiko Lynn's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Harris moves into the clinch.
Harris blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Harris crunches a lovely knee into Lynn's ribcage.
A short left from Harris.
Lynn letting Harris take a breather here.
A hook to the body from Harris.
Lynn is breathing heavily.

Harris's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lynn swats away the attempt to clinch by Harris.
Lynn was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bastien Harris is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Harris forces Lynn back against the cage and clinches.
Harris blocking some punches.
Lynn scores with a nice hook to the head.
Harris lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Harris.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris lands a body punch in the clinch.

Harris breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harris connects with an inside leg kick.
Harris digs a good body shot into Lynn's ribs.
Lynn throws a combination. Harris tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Lynn throws a looping overhand right but Harris ducks down to avoid it.

Harris darts in and clinches Lynn up against the cage.
Harris pushes Lynn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Harris blocks an uppercut.
Harris lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
Lynn pushes Harris back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Harris pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Harris. Those never looked like landing.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastien Harris is winning the standup battle so far.

Harris throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Lynn stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Harris follows into mount!

Lynn is rocked!

Harris stands up from mount. Strange move.
Lynn is still on wobbly legs! Can Harris finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crack! A monster head kick from Harris and Lynn falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Harris!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bastien Harris!
An intense looking Bastien Harris took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Hey Joe Rogan lets go get drunk and high and pick up some hookers, i feel on top of the world right now.'.
In defeat, Keiko Lynn stepped up to the mic, saying 'I want to apologize to all my fans! I went to the strip club last night and I still have a f*****g hangover...plus...My huge penis threw me off balance a few times during the fight, I may tape it to my leg next fight.'.