PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eeazy Ee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Vale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vale has chosen Motorhead-Iron Fist as his entrance music. Eeazy Ee is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Ee
vs
Vale

195 cm
35
265 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

190 cm
27
245 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eeazy Ee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Simon Vale!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, David Schapiro and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ee throws a body punch but Vale moves out of range.
Ee checks the leg kick nicely there.
Ee misses with a body shot.
A cross from Vale lands.
Vale fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Vale tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ee swivels and escapes.
Vale scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Eeazy Ee has been cut.
Vale misses with a two punch combination.
Vale listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Vale throws a low kick but Ee avoids it.
Ee has been working on his boxing with his coaches at School of Hard Knocks (Elite Training for $225) in the buildup to the fight.
Ee lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Simon Vale has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ee doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ee throws a big shot that misses.
Ee misses with a kick to the body.
Ee sets himself, and Vale steps forward looking for the clinch! Ee avoids it this time.
Jab from Vale.
Ee slips a jab from Vale.
Vale lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A jab from Vale finds it's way through Ee's defenses.

Vale bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vale working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Ee knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Vale on the ground.
Ee is not content to let Vale control the position.
Vale misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Vale cracks Ee with a big right hand but Ee just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

Eeazy Ee's cut is getting worse.
Vale grinds an elbow into Ee's temple.
Ee taking punishment in the form of punches.

Eeazy Ee's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Vale scoring with punches and elbows.

Jeez, Eeazy Ee's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Eeazy Ee's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Simon Vale!
As Simon Vale got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: What a great way to finish my time here in the USFC. The Holy one will sure miss the USFC. GOD BLESS'.