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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jack Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gonna Spanked has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jack Daniels's chin.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daniels takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spanked misses with a series of wild punches.
Spanked throws a looping overhand right but Daniels ducks down to avoid it.
Daniels tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Spanked manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Spanked wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Spanked throws a jab but it's blocked by Daniels.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Daniels misses with a punch on the inside.
Spanked misses with some punches.
Daniels tries to throw a body punch but Spanked avoids it by throwing Daniels back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spanked is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Spanked lands a left hand that snaps the head of Daniels backwards.
Spanked blocks an uppercut.
Spanked misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spanked lands a left hand that snaps the head of Daniels backwards.
Spanked tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Daniels fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Daniels lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Daniels throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spankeds head.
Daniels lands a nice shot to the body.
Spanked lands an uppercut.
Daniels swings wildly with an uppercut but Spanked uses good head movement to avoid it.
I was talking to Daniels's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Spanked throws a punch but it's blocked by Daniels.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Daniels.
Spanked throws a punch but it's blocked by Daniels.
Daniels has a couple of punches blocked by Spanked.
Spanked lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Daniels backwards.
Spanked pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spanked lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Spanked takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Daniels takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Spanked tests Daniels's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spanked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daniels throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Spanked swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Spanked misses with a shot to the body
and Spanked takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Daniels throws a sloppy head kick and Spanked moves out of range easily.
Daniels lands with a kick to the temple. Spanked shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Daniels pushes Spanked up against the cage in a clinch.
Spanked throws a head punch that misses.
Spanked has a couple of punches blocked by Daniels.
Spanked tries to work over Daniels's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Daniels fails to land.
Spanked pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spanked misses the shot to the body.
A big right from Spanked misses.
Daniels misses with a looping left.
Spanked misses the jab.
Daniels wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Daniels.
Spanked throws a sloppy head kick and Daniels moves out of range easily.
Spanked just misses with a punch to the body.
Daniels ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
Spanked lands the left hand.
Daniels scoring well with a low kick there.
Daniels misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Daniels on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Spanked scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Daniels gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Daniels uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spanked blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spanked swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daniels tries a body shot but Spanked blocks it.
Daniels swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Daniels lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right handed body shot lands from Spanked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Daniels.
Daniels misses with the head strike.
Spanked lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Daniels misses with a punch on the inside.
Daniels swings wildly with an uppercut but Spanked uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Daniels.
Daniels blocks a body shot from Spanked.
Spanked gets through Daniels's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Daniels presses Spanked against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Spanked tries to work over Daniels's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Daniels lands a left hand that snaps the head of Spanked backwards.
Spanked misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Daniels lands with a left to the head.
Spanked working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gonna Spanked dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Spanked falls off balance throwing a combination
and Daniels counters with a head kick.
Spanked with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spanked lands with a cross.
Spanked misses with a hook. Daniels ducked under it nicely.
Daniels pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Daniels avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spanked scores with a shot to the body.
Daniels lands a lovely overhand right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked scores with a decent looking hook.
Daniels moves away from the strike by Spanked.
Spanked with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Daniels closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Daniels tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Daniels misses with some punches.
Daniels scores with a shot to the side of Spanked's head.
Daniels looking to slow down the pace here.
Daniels lands with a right to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Daniels fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Spanked.
Spanked swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spanked letting Daniels take a breather here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Daniels.
Daniels lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Spanked.
Daniels lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spanked backwards.
Spanked doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Daniels.
Spanked misses with a body punch.
Daniels lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Daniels swings wildly with an uppercut but Spanked uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked scores with a shot to the side of Daniels's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Daniels.
Daniels misses with a punch on the inside.
Spanked lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Daniels.
A short right from Daniels.
Daniels working aggressively here.
Spanked blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Daniels goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Spanked.
Daniels misses with the head strike.
Daniels misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spanked tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Daniels's elbow.
Daniels stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Daniels lands a hook to the side of the head.
Daniels misses with the head strike.
Spanked has a couple of punches blocked by Daniels.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Daniels has a couple of punches blocked by Spanked.
Daniels throws a punch but it's blocked by Spanked.
Daniels tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Daniels cracks Spanked with a nice body shot.
Spanked has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Daniels clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Daniels covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Daniels wants to get back to his feet.
Spanked punches the canvas rather than the man.
Spanked throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Spanked wants to control the position but Daniels frees himself and scrambles - Spanked manages to regain control in side control.
The strikes coming from Spanked are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked wants to lay and pray for a moment but Daniels keeps working.
Daniels defending against the ground and pound.
Spanked misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
The strikes coming from Spanked are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Spanked tries to score with some ground and pound. Daniels controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Spanked wants to control but Daniels is keeping him busy.
Spanked working the ground and pound but Daniels is defending the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jack Daniels will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Spanked missing with a left hand there. Daniels was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Daniels throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Daniels does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Spanked catches Daniels with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Daniels throws a big shot that misses.
A little jabbing left from Spanked on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Spanked rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Daniels to counter with a crisp jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Daniels.
Daniels motions for Spanked to come forward. Daniels throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Daniels moves forwards but Spanked connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daniels throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Daniels slips a jab from Spanked.
Daniels ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spanked avoids the body shot from Daniels.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spanked looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Daniels tests Spanked's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Daniels doesn't manage to clinch there - Spanked circles away.
Spanked raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Spanked lands a jab to the nose.
No joy there for Spanked, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spanked loads up on a big right hand but Daniels slips the punch.
Jab, jab by Daniels - just one landing.
Spanked throws a hook but Daniels blocks it.
Daniels seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Spanked throws a head kick that misses.
It looked like Daniels wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Spanked takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Spanked keeps the fight on the outside.
Daniels throws a nice looking combination but Spanked bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spanked moves out of range as Daniels strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daniels takes a swing at Spanked's ribcage but misses.
Spanked moves into range and connects with a jab.
Daniels's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Spanked connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Daniels scrambles back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spanked's jab looks to have found its range, popping Daniels under the eye.
Daniels fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spanked jabs at Daniels's body.
Daniels closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Daniels is rocked!
Daniels throws a sloppy head kick and Spanked moves out of range easily.
Oh Daniels is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spanked thuds a left hand into Daniels's body.
Daniels darts in trying to clinch
and Spanked counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Daniels misses with a body punch
and Spanked counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Daniels.
Daniels swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Daniels misses with a double jab.
Spanked lands a nice hook to Daniels's body. Daniels takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Daniels pushes Spanked up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Spanked.
Daniels seems to have got his legs back now.
Daniels misses with a punch on the inside.
Spanked blocks an uppercut.
Daniels tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spanked tries to work over Daniels's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Spanked blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spanked lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Daniels lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Spanked backwards.
Spanked's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Daniels throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daniels is leaning against Spanked and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spanked can't find room to land a body shot as Daniels controls the action.
Daniels swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Spanked.
Daniels is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A nice right hand lands inside from Spanked.
Daniels swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Daniels tries to work over Spanked's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Spanked blocking some punches.
Spanked misses with some punches.
Jack Daniels has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Daniels misses with a body punch.
Spanked misses with some punches.
Spanked tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Daniels's elbow.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Daniels uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spanked softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Gonna Spanked.
I think Spanked has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonna Spanked!
Gonna Spanked very nearly forgot to thank Reaper Combatwear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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