PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rauno Repomies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Repomies's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Andy Suonsilmä - Karrelle palanut enkeli. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Austin Powers enters the cage!

Repomies
vs
Powers

197 cm
32
260 lbs
21 - 5 - 0

215 cm
43
275 lbs
34 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rauno Repomies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Repomies dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Powers. That did some damage!
Powers throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Powers lets loose with a powerful body kick. Repomies will feel that in the morning.
A decent looking cross lands there for Powers.
A head kick misses from Powers.
Repomies uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Powers.
Powers lands a body shot.
Repomies is looking to slow Powers down with leg kicks.
Repomies moves out of range of the strikes.
Rauno Repomies seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Powers misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Repomies.
A punch lands to the side of Powers 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Repomies takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Repomies misses with a left hand
and Powers cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Powers tries to bum rush Repomies with a series of wild strikes but Repomies uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Repomies swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice straight punches there by Repomies. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Repomies.
A good leg kick by Repomies.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Powers misses with a straight left.
Powers throws a half hearted mid kick.
Repomies fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Powers looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Powers misses with the combination.
Powers throws a jab when Repomies was well out of range.
Repomies keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Repomies looks to land a right hand but Powers moved out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Powers.
A chopping leg kick lands by Powers.
Repomies misses with an uppercut.
Powers throws out a counter right but Repomies avoids it with no problem.
Powers displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Repomies throws out the jab.
Powers pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Powers wants to slow Repomies down by chopping away at his legs.
No joy there for Repomies, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Powers throws out a counter right but Repomies avoids it with no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Powers misses with a right hand
and Repomies counters with a stiff right hand.
Powers scoring well with a low kick there.
Powers takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Repomies rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Powers counters with a body kick that stops Repomies in his tracks momentarily.
Powers misses the jab.
The fighters circling - Repomies throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Repomies throws a head kick but Powers moves out of range.
Repomies misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No joy there for Powers, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Powers misses with a body kick.
Repomies was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Repomies ducks under a wild hook from Powers.
Powers scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Powers thows a leg kick but Repomies checks it
and Repomies counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Repomies blocks a jab.
Powers bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Powers feints and then cracks Repomies's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Repomies down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Powers lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Repomies has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Repomies and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Powers connects with a right hand. Repomies shakes it off.
Powers scores with a crisp jab that stopped Repomies in his tracks.
Repomies blocks a low kick nicely.
Repomies misses with a looping right.
Powers throws a sloppy head kick
and Repomies counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A nice inside leg kick there by Repomies. That's going to slow Powers down.
A decent looking cross lands there for Repomies.
Powers sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Powers looks winded!
Repomies lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Repomies throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Powers replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Repomies blocks it well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Powers throws a chopping leg kick but Repomies manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A little feinted left hand from Repomies on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Powers misses with a wild body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Repomies lands with a big left! Powers is wobbled badly! Repomies comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Powers to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Rauno Repomies!
Rauno Repomies thanked the fans post fight for their support.