PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deez Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ding Dong has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Dong
vs
Nuts

180 cm
27
215 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

225 cm
25
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ding Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Deez Nuts!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Dong does no damage.
Dong takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Nuts tries for a takedown but Dong circles away easily
and Nuts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuts fails with the takedown
and Dong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nuts thinking.
Dong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nuts has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nuts with a poor takedown
and Dong counters with a left to the body.
Ding Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Deez Nuts.
Dong misses with a body shot.
Nuts throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dong counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nuts looks winded!
Dong throws a wild body kick that Nuts sees coming a mile off.
Nuts shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Dong counters with a left to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong throws a leg kick but Nuts sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nuts moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Dong feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nuts sprawling to the canvas! Nuts rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dong finish him?!

Nuts is rocked!
Dong is looking to wear down Nuts with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dong.
Nuts is still on wobbly legs! Can Dong finish him?
Dong punishes Nuts's body with a nice straight punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dong fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dong lands an uppercut, right on the button! Nuts tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ding Dong!
A victorious Ding Dong thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.