PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Black Coleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ernie Bezoink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bezoink comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Fuel kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Ernie Bezoink is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Coleman
vs
Bezoink

180 cm
33
220 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

190 cm
30
215 lbs
13 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Highland Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Black Coleman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ernie Bezoink!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Ryoma Takatsuka and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bezoink lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Coleman circles away quickly and effectively.
Coleman looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Coleman tries for a takedown but Bezoink sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown but Bezoink shows good takedown defense.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bezoink.
Sloppy strikes from Bezoink. Those never looked like landing.
Bezoink throws a series of punches but Coleman avoids them all with ease.
Coleman feinted with a counter takedown.
Coleman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bezoink.
Coleman wants to clinch.
Bezoink doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bezoink.
Coleman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bezoink pinned against the cage. Bezoink gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bezoink is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Black Coleman. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bezoink stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bezoink wants it to stay on the feet.
Bezoink plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bezoink fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ernie Bezoink is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bezoink misses with a wild body shot.
We've been informed that Bezoink has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bezoink throws a right hand that Coleman ducks under and follows up with a left that Coleman also avoids with ease.
A big right from Coleman misses.
Bezoink looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bezoink is looking to score with low kicks.
Bezoink feints a jab promting Coleman to slip. Bezoink then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Coleman slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Bezoink throws a head kick but Coleman moves out of range.
Jab by Bezoink.
Bezoink throws a series of punches but Coleman moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coleman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Coleman is defended easily by Bezoink.
Coleman fails with a takedown attempt.
Bezoink misses with a body shot
and Coleman counters with a right hand to the body.
Bezoink fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A head kick misses from Bezoink.
Bezoink moves out of range of the strikes.
Coleman doesn't manage to clinch there - Bezoink circles away.

Coleman has Bezoink up against the cage in a clinch.
Coleman swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coleman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bezoink avoids a wild elbow strike from Coleman.

Bezoink breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A combination from Bezoink does no damage.
Coleman shoots in looking for a takedown but Bezoink manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Coleman's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Coleman slips a jab and a cross from Bezoink.
Coleman feinted with a counter takedown.
The fight stays on the outside here - Coleman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coleman.
Bezoink moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Coleman takes one on the button.

Coleman throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Bezoink was covering up waiting for the punch and Coleman finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coleman throwing strikes from guard but Bezoink blocks nicely.
Coleman postures up.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bezoink holds on and takes a little breather.
Coleman stops Bezoink from standing up.
Bezoink is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Coleman trying to control but Bezoink is working from the bottom.
Bezoink is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ernie Bezoink dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Bezoink throws a lazy right hand but Coleman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bezoink keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Coleman shoots in looking for a takedown. Bezoink tries to sprawl out of it but Coleman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bezoink manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bezoink unleashes a big counter combination but Coleman bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bezoink throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Coleman changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Ernie Bezoink seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown but Bezoink shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Coleman misses with a body shot.
Bezoink throws a head kick but Coleman moves out of range.
Coleman tries to counter by clinching up but Bezoink breaks away and moves out of range.
Coleman closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bezoink circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Black Coleman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some wild striking there from Bezoink.
Coleman slips a jab and a cross from Bezoink.
Bezoink looks to land a combination but Coleman avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bezoink scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bezoink misses with a two punch combination.
Coleman looks to land a left hand but Bezoink moved out of range nicely.
A left lands for Bezoink.
Danga de danga de dang - Bezoink scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Black Coleman has been cut.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bezoink as he jumps to the side.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Coleman is defended easily by Bezoink.
As Coleman backs off Bezoink throws a huge counter combo but Coleman manages to avoid it all.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Coleman shoots in for a double leg but Bezoink sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bezoink misses with a head kick.
Bezoink with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bezoink keeps the fight on the outside.

Coleman decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Bezoink kicks Coleman off and gets back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coleman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bezoink pinned against the cage. Bezoink gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Coleman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bezoink can pounce on him.
Bezoink throws a right and a left that Coleman avoids nicely.
Coleman feinted with a counter takedown.
Bezoink lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
No joy there for Bezoink, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Coleman shoots in but no luck this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bezoink fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Coleman tries to counter with a takedown but Bezoink is quick to defend against it.
Bezoink keeps the fight on the outside.
Bezoink is looking for the big counter here.
Coleman closes the distance and clinches up with Bezoink, looking for a takedown. Coleman pushes Bezoink against the cage but Bezoink circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bezoink throws a head kick that misses.
Bezoink lands a nice looking kick to the body. Coleman takes a step back to recover.
Bezoink swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Coleman shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bezoink defends it nicely.
Coleman darts in trying to clinch
and Bezoink counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Coleman is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown but Bezoink shows good takedown defense.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coleman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bezoink paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bezoink throws a head kick that misses.
Coleman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bezoink paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Coleman dives in for a single leg takedown but Bezoink sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Bezoink throws a series of punches but Coleman moves out of range.
Coleman wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Coleman takes a kick to the side of the head.
Coleman looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bezoink is fending him off so far but Coleman persists. Nope, Bezoink circles away and we're back to standing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bezoink works the jab nicely.
Coleman has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bezoink.
Black Coleman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Horrible takedown attempt by Coleman or perhaps it was just good defense by Bezoink, which made it look bad.
Bezoink throws a head kick that half lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ernie Bezoink showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Black Coleman's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Bezoink feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Coleman's calf.
Bezoink connects with a good right hand that stumbles Coleman. Coleman circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bezoink misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coleman.
Bezoink throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Bezoink misses the target.
Bezoink looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Coleman darts in looking for a takedown but Bezoink gets double underhooks and turns Coleman into the cage.
Bezoink throws a counter combo.
Coleman closes the distance and clinches up with Bezoink, looking for a takedown. Coleman pushes Bezoink against the cage but Bezoink circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Coleman gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bezoink counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Black Coleman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bezoink works the jab nicely.

Coleman is rocked!
Coleman loses concentration momentarily and Bezoink pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Coleman crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Bezoink finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ernie Bezoink!
Ernie Bezoink is the new light heavyweight champion!
A victorious Ernie Bezoink thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.