PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Iphone Apple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Bryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Daniel Bryan acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Apple
vs
Bryan

150 cm
41
79 lbs
8 - 60 - 1

179 cm
35
135 lbs
31 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 60 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Iphone Apple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Daniel Bryan!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bryan closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Bryan lands in his opponent's guard.
Apple on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Apple tries to get out of the position.

Bryan drops back looking for a leg! Apple is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Apple manages to kick Bryan off! Bryan jumps back into Apple's guard.
Bryan lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Apple looking to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bryan landing some decent shots from guard.
Bryan with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bryan seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Apple really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bryan wants to get up but he can't break Apple's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Bryan drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Bryan as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Apple screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Bryan! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Daniel Bryan!
Daniel Bryan took some time post fight to say the following; 'YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! '.