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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simoni Khan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khan's entrance music is The Champ is here. A fine choice. Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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250 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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144 lbs
1 - 75 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simoni Khan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 75 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell looks up at the clock. Bad move! Khan lands a right hand from hell, dropping Falwell. Khan pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simoni Khan!
Post fight, Simoni Khan stared into the camera and said 'I just want to say "thank you" to my team,to my coach,and my fans. I feel pretty good,I made what I wanted to made I declass my opponent,it's OK because I'm god blessed ,everybody knows it. '.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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