PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gordon Ramsay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Burns's choice of entrance music: break stuff by limp bizkit. Richard Burns told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Ramsay
vs
Burns

172 cm
40
192 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

176 cm
19
189 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Intelligent

Phantom Fightwear
EVOLUTION Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gordon Ramsay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Richard Burns!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burns misses with a series of wild punches.
Burns throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ramsay defending well as Burns loads up on a big left hand.
Ramsay comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A head kick by Burns misses

and Ramsay counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Burns!

Ramsay working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Burns wants to control but Ramsay postures up.
Ramsay scoring with punches and elbows.
Ramsay misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramsay has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Burns!
Ramsay lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Burns hang on?
Ramsay controlling from mount.
Ramsay lands a big shot there that rocks Burns but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Ramsay takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Burns takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Ramsay's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gordon Ramsay!
A relieved looking Gordon Ramsay thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.