PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between All American (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Whatacunt Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

American
vs
Bones

187 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
217 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, All American!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Whatacunt Bones!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Anthony Taglia and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from American.
Bones throws a jab when American was well out of range.
Bones avoids the body shot from American.
American ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bones moves away.
A shot to the liver by Bones. Beautiful body shot.

Bones closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bones presses American against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of American backwards.
Bones presses American against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bones keeps the fight in the clinch, despite American's efforts to push away.
A hook to the body from Bones.
American takes a shot to the head.
Bones lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bones blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bones lands a hook that snaps the head of American backwards.
A short right from Bones on the inside.
American is breathing heavily.
Bones working some nice short punches in the clinch.

American is rocked!
Bones lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Oh American is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bones lands a right hand that snaps the head of American backwards.
Bones lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones scores with a hook to the body.
Bones lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bones.
A short right from Bones on the inside.

Bones drops American onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! American is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Bones looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bones throws a big uppercut that drops American! More strikes from Bones and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! American lies dazed against the cage as Bones celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Whatacunt Bones!