PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glossu Rabban (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simpson has chosen Coming Home as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Glossu Rabban has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Glossu Rabban seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Rabban
vs
Simpson

193 cm
24
214 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

189 cm
29
207 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Glossu Rabban!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Rabban sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Simpson has taken the fight to the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
We've been hearing reports that Rabban has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Simpson blocks a body shot from Rabban.
Rabban can't find room to land a body shot as Simpson controls the action.
Rabban can't find room to land a body shot as Simpson controls the action.
Simpson is trying to maintain a safe position but Rabban gets an underhook and turns Simpson into the cage.
Rabban tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Simpson fails to land.
Rabban misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rabban tries to throw a body punch but Simpson avoids it by throwing Rabban back against the cage.
Rabban misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Simpson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Rabban just stands there and leans against the cage.
Simpson jumps guard but Rabban turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Glossu Rabban has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bart Simpson.

Rabban manages to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Rabban is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Simpson defends well.

Rabban has an active guard here but Simpson has managed to pass into half guard.

Rabban looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Rabban looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Rabban wants to improve his position but Simpson is controlling well.

Simpson is trying for a kimura here. Rabban looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Simpson wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bart Simpson!
Bart Simpson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Glossu Rabban had this to say: 'Uff-Da'.