PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Hanes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Two Chugga Chugga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanes comes into the arena with Can't Hold Us blaring out of the sound system. Hanes has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Hanes
vs
Chugga Chugga

192 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
215 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Anarchy Clothing & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Hanes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Two Chugga Chugga!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Phil Schofield and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Chugga Chugga clinches up against the cage.
Hanes has had enough of the clinch but Chugga Chugga keeps him there for the moment.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chugga Chugga.
A short uppercut from Chugga Chugga.
A left hand lands to the body for Chugga Chugga.
Hanes is breathing heavily.
Chugga Chugga lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hanes backwards.

Chugga Chugga breaks the clinch.

Chugga Chugga drives through and clinches with Hanes against the cage.
Chugga Chugga works on Hanes's body with a couple of short punches.
Chugga Chugga lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hanes.
Chugga Chugga is leaning against Hanes and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Chugga Chugga makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Chugga Chugga lands with a left to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chugga Chugga works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chugga Chugga works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chugga Chugga lands with a short shot to the head.
A right hand to the body from Chugga Chugga.
Chugga Chugga lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hanes or not.
A short body shot lands from Chugga Chugga as the two fighters clinch.
Chugga Chugga pushes Hanes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chugga Chugga scores with a shot to the side of Hanes's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Chugga Chugga on the inside.

Chugga Chugga manages to break the clinch.

Chugga Chugga has closed the distance and engaged Hanes in a clinch.
Chugga Chugga lands a nice uppercut.

Chugga Chugga manages to break the clinch.

Chugga Chugga pushes Hanes up against the cage in a clinch.
Chugga Chugga lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

Chugga Chugga escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chugga Chugga scores with a nice right hand.
A jab from Chugga Chugga does it's job there.

Hanes is rocked!
Chugga Chugga drops Hanes with a naaaaasty hook - Hanes is in real trouble here! Chugga Chugga dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Two Chugga Chugga!
Two Chugga Chugga managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Anarchy Clothing & Laundry, into his post fight interview.