PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nobody Cares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Foster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Cares
vs
Foster

200 cm
24
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nobody Cares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Foster!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cares shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Foster pinned against the cage. Foster gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Foster lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

Foster looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Foster throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cares works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cares lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Foster looking for a sweep. Not yet Foster, not yet.
Foster preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cares has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cares lands a couple of decent looking shots.

It looks like Jake Foster has been cut.
Cares trying to control but Foster is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foster avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cares works over Foster with some ground and pound from guard.
Foster working a defensive guard here.
Cares postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cares accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Cares throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cares trying to control but Foster is working from the bottom.
Foster bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cares's guard.

Foster would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Foster is pushing down on Cares's leg trying to pass to half guard. Cares is fighting to maintain full guard but Foster has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cares is looking to control Foster's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Cares avoid being mounted?
Cares is looking for a sweep. Foster is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Cares trying to hold on to Foster's head to control him but Foster postures up.
Cares is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Cares actively working from the bottom here.
Cares wants to control but Foster is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cares is pressing down on Foster's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Cares working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Foster has passed into half guard!
Cares wants to get back to full guard.
Cares wants to get back to full guard but Foster has passed into side control.
Cares manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foster gets full guard.
Cares cracks Foster with a solid left hand.
Cares landing with the ground and pound.
Cares postures up and lands a big shot to Foster's brow.
Cares wants to control from the top but Foster keeps moving.
Cares postures up in Foster's guard and throws a big left but Foster blocks it.
Cares throws a strike but Foster rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Foster trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cares keeping moving, preventing Foster from controlling successfully.

Cares escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Foster gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jake Foster will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jake Foster's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Foster shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cares appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Foster.
Foster displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Nobody Cares has been cut.
Cares fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Cares gets tackled into the cage by Foster. Foster maintains the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cares tries to score a body lock takedown but Foster shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Cares stops a takedown attempt from Foster.
Nobody Cares has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Foster.
Foster prevents a takedown attempt there.
Foster drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cares pulls his leg out and moves away.
Nobody Cares is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cares avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cares feinted with a counter takedown.

Foster closes the distance and clinches.
Cares is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Foster gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Cares tries to score a body lock takedown but Foster shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

Foster escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cares shoots in and drives through. Foster sprawls well.

Foster has closed the distance and engaged Cares in a clinch.

Foster gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Foster is trying to control the action in half guard but Cares is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cares regains full guard. Nicely done.
Cares manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Foster manages to get himself to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cares trying to control but Foster is working from the bottom.
Cares throws a big right hand that misses.

Cares got a little sloppy there for a moment and Foster has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Cares has managed to get both his arms back between Foster's legs - danger averted.
Foster is breathing heavily.
Cares is stalling in the full guard.
Cares postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Foster wants to sweep but no luck.

Foster escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cares gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Cares connects with a couple of short punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cares wants to control from the top but Foster keeps moving.
Cares keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Foster's head.
Cares makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Cares landing some decent shots from guard.

Foster is rocked!
Cares lands a couple of elbows.
Foster is still in real trouble! Can Cares finish him?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cares advances to half guard.
Cares lands a big elbow - Foster is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Cares!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nobody Cares!
A very excited looking Nobody Cares made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.