PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sher Shah Suri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Shah Suri
vs
Spanked

180 cm
38
153 lbs
23 - 13 - 1

187 cm
39
145 lbs
42 - 16 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Viral Fightwear
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sher Shah Suri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 16 - 2, fighting out of New York, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Spanked finds it's target.
Spanked throws a looping overhand right but Suri ducks down to avoid it.
Suri wants to clinch up but Spanked keeps it at a distance.
Suri lands a jab.
Spanked throws a looping overhand right but Suri ducks down to avoid it.
Suri takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Spanked on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Spanked fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Spanked lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Suri at a distance.
Spanked throws a hook but Suri blocks it.
It looked like Suri was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Spanked.
Spanked works the jab nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spanked connects with a body shot.
Spanked throws a hook but Suri blocks it.
Spanked circles away from the clinch attempt
and Spanked counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suri throws a hook to the side of Spanked's head but Spanked sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spanked is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Spanked throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice straight punches there by Spanked. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Spanked.
Suri fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spanked throws out a counter right but Suri avoids it with no problem.

Suri has closed the distance and engaged Spanked in a clinch.
Spanked doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spanked blocks an uppercut.
Spanked lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Suri backwards.

Spanked breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Suri moves out of range as Spanked strikes.
Spanked circles away from the clinch attempt.
Spanked jabs Suri to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked throws an overhand right that lands on Suri's shoulder, as Suri tries to avoid the shot.
Suri was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Spanked throws a looping overhand right but Suri ducks down to avoid it.
Suri swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spanked swings widly with a right hand
and Suri makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Suri tries to clinch up.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spanked scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Spanked tries to keep at a distance but Suri has taken the fight into the clinch.
Suri misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Spanked fails to land.
Suri throws a punch but it's blocked by Spanked.

Spanked breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Spanked misses with a two punch combination.
Spanked misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suri swings widly with a right hand
letting Spanked counter with a right hand.
Spanked throws a sloppy head kick and Suri moves out of range easily.

Suri closes the distance and pushes Spanked back into the cage.
A short right from Spanked.
Suri blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Suri.
Suri misses with some punches.
Spanked swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spanked misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Suri.
Suri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Suri working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Spanked lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Suri misses with a punch on the inside.
Spanked fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Spanked lands with a right to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Suri fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Suri.
Suri makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Suri blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Suri lands a right hand.
Spanked misses with some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Spanked.
Spanked throws a punch but it's blocked by Suri.
Spanked lands a shoulder strike.
Spanked lands a right hand that snaps the head of Suri backwards.

Suri is rocked!
Spanked lands with a right to the head.
Oh Suri is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spanked makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Spanked doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Suri misses with a punch on the inside.
Spanked blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spanked misses with the head strike.
Suri has a couple of punches blocked by Spanked.
Spanked scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spanked blocks an uppercut.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Suri uses good head movement to avoid it.

Spanked breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gonna Spanked dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Spanked misses with a left hand
enabling Suri to counter with a crisp jab.
Suri seems to have got his legs back now.
Suri is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A big left from Spanked misses.
Spanked works Suri's body with a nice hook.
Spanked lands a nice hook to Suri's body. Suri takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Spanked has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Suri has Spanked up against the cage in a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Suri creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Spanked breaks the clinch.
Nice shot by Spanked.
Spanked cracks the inside of Suri's front leg.
Suri moves out of range as Spanked strikes.
A quick step to the side and Suri tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanked dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suri wants to clinch up but Spanked keeps it at a distance.
Suri wants to clinch up but Spanked keeps it at a distance.
Spanked displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Spanked rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Suri counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Spanked misses with a straight left.
Spanked throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Suri counters with a thumping low kick.
Spanked jabs at Suri's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Spanked misses the target.
Spanked swings for the body but Suri moves out of range.
Suri tries to clinch up
and Spanked counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Suri tries to close the distance and clinch but Spanked swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Suri tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spanked swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spanked circles away from the clinch attempt.
Spanked misses with a looping right.
It looked like Suri wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Suri tries to clinch up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Suri connects with an inside leg kick.
Spanked throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Suri. That's going to slow Spanked down.
Spanked punishes Suri's body with a nice straight punch.
Spanked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Suri moves in looking to clinch but Spanked pushes him off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Spanked misses with a body shot
letting Suri counter with a right hand.
Suri is looking to clinch.
Spanked doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Spanked throws a body shot but no joy.
Suri takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Suri clinches.
Suri misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spanked lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Suri blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spanked scores with a nice hook to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Spanked.
Spanked tries to throw a body punch but Suri avoids it by throwing Spanked back against the cage.
A short uppercut from Suri.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spanked lands with a light punch inside.
Spanked misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spanked.

Spanked breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spanked scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Spanked scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Spanked throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spanked lands with a shot to the body.
Suri takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spanked lands a really nice looking cross but Suri seems unphased.
Suri connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Spanked throws a right hand that misses
and Suri counters with an outside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gonna Spanked showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Spanked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spanked fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Suri manages to avoid it.

Suri darts in and clinches Spanked up against the cage.
Suri lands with a light punch inside.
Spanked misses with the head strike.
Gonna Spanked seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Suri lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spanked backwards.
Still in the clinch, Spanked scores with a nice short uppercut.

Spanked pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A head kick misses from Spanked.
Spanked throws the left hand but Suri avoids the punch easily.
Suri was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked throws a lazy uppercut
and Suri counters with a straight right hand.
Spanked misses with a looping left.
Spanked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Suri moves away.
Suri throwing a counter right hand but Spanked manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanked swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Suri wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Suri throws a right hand that misses
and Spanked counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gonna Spanked seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suri misses with a few strikes there.
A telegraphed right hand from Spanked misses the target.
Spanked swings for the body but Suri moves out of range.
Suri lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Spanked throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Suri displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spanked throws out the jab.
Suri is looking to counter punch.
Spanked tries a head kick but it misses.
Spanked throws a jab but it's blocked by Suri.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spanked is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Suri.
Suri uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spanked.
Spanked throws a body shot but no joy.
Spanked rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Suri moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A head kick misses from Spanked.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanked fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spanked finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Suri.
Spanked jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spanked takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Spanked misses.
Suri blocks a head kick by Spanked.

Spanked gets tackled into the cage by Suri. Suri maintains the clinch.
A body shot lands from Spanked.
Spanked blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spanked tries a body shot but Suri blocks it.
Suri lands with a short shot to the head.
Spanked blocks an uppercut.
Suri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spanked lands an uppercut.
Suri misses with a punch to the body.
Spanked blocking some punches.
Suri works on Spanked's body with a couple of short punches.
Suri misses with a punch to the body.
Suri throws a head punch that misses.
Suri misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suri gets through Spanked's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Suri throws a punch but it's blocked by Spanked.
Spanked misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spanked lands with a left to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Suri softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Spanked blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spanked working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Suri.
Suri throws a punch but it's blocked by Spanked.
Spanked swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Suri swings wildly with an uppercut but Spanked uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spanked pushes Suri back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Suri misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gonna Spanked is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Spanked throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Spanked tries to break free but Suri pushes him back against the cage.
Sher Shah Suri has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Suri working aggressively here.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Gonna Spanked.
I've got Spanked winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonna Spanked!
Gonna Spanked gave a mention to Reaper Combatwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).