PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Angry Racist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alen Zalac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Racist comes to the cage accompanied by Anti-white Racism in America: The Reality. Zalac has chosen Survival - Eminem as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Racist
vs
Zalac

195 cm
20
215 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

185 cm
22
212 lbs
1 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Angry Racist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alen Zalac!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zalac tries for a takedown but Racist sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Zalac misses with the combination.
Zalac looks winded!
Racist lands a front kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Racist.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Racist - that will leave a mark!
Angry Racist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Racist lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zalac takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Racist lands with a hook. Zalac tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Racist throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Racist throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zalac takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Racist connects with a solid leg kick.
Racist thows a body kick. Zalac tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Racist lands with a nice body punch.
Racist lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zalac will feel that in the morning.
Racist stuns Zalac with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Racist uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Zalac has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zalac has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Zalac there as he acknowledges the shot.
Zalac has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Racist.
Racist thuds his shin into the meat of Zalac's side.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Racist.
Racist lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Racist moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Racist thuds his shin into the meat of Zalac's side.
Racist keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A nice combination there by Racist.

Zalac is rocked!
Racist shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Zalac takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Racist sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Zalac bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Angry Racist!
A victorious Angry Racist thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.