PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nobody Cares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Ledley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Ledley has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Nobody Cares's chin.

Cares
vs
Ledley

200 cm
24
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

186 cm
24
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nobody Cares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Ledley!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cares gets a takedown into half guard.
Cares missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Cares sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ledley defending well though.
Cares knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ledley on the ground.
Cares landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Ledley wants to get back to his feet.
Cares landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Ledley on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Cares not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Nice strikes from Cares there.
Cares drops an elbow to the side of Ledley's head.
Cares throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cares seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cares is keen to just control but Ledley is a slippery customer.
Cares missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ledley trying to hold on to Cares's head to control him but Cares postures up.
Cares thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ledley trying to control from the bottom.
Ledley wants to get back to his feet.
Cares seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Ledley should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Cares wants to take a breather but Ledley is having none of it.
Cares lands strikes from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cares landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Cares looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Cares takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Ledley is trying to stand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cares is thwarting Ledley's attempts to control the position.
Cares is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Ledley makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Ledley.
Ledley looks winded!
Cares chips away with some ground and pound.
Cares trying to control but Ledley is working from the bottom.
Ledley can't keep his opponent in guard - Cares advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ledley is trying to stand back up but Cares is controlling him
Cares will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cares lands with a punch from half guard.
Cares lands with a punch from half guard.
Cares lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Ledley quite badly. Ledley pulls Cares in close trying to recover. Cares postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Ledley on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Ledley doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nobody Cares!
A very excited looking Nobody Cares rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.