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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Arthur Schopenhauer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill The Kid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schopenhauer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, London Calling. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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194 lbs
20 - 6 - 0 |
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186 cm
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186 lbs
17 - 5 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Arthur Schopenhauer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bill The Kid!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Schopenhauer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Kid throws out a loose jab but Schopenhauer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schopenhauer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Kid throws out the jab.
Schopenhauer moves out of range as The Kid strikes.
The Kid takes a swing at Schopenhauer's ribcage but misses.
Schopenhauer changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The Kid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schopenhauer attempts a counter takedown but The Kid avoids it well and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Kid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schopenhauer manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Kid. Schopenhauer does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Kid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Kid swings widly with a right hand
and Schopenhauer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Schopenhauer.
The Kid keeping moving, preventing Schopenhauer from controlling successfully.
Schopenhauer stops The Kid from standing up.
The Kid keeping full guard, as Schopenhauer tries to pass.
Schopenhauer throws a big right hand that misses.
Schopenhauer cracks The Kid with a solid left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schopenhauer with a flurry of punches that miss.
Schopenhauer slips nicely into half guard.
Schopenhauer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Schopenhauer is looking for a kimura but The Kid is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Schopenhauer to get the leverage.
Schopenhauer trying to mount his opponent but The Kid defends it.
Schopenhauer is working hard here to advance position.
Schopenhauer throwing shots but The Kid is blocking nicely.
The Kid has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Rusterman's. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Schopenhauer is looking to stall here but The Kid recovers full guard.
Schopenhauer trying to control but The Kid is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schopenhauer passes into half guard.
The Kid blocking the ground and pound attempt from Schopenhauer.
Schopenhauer throwing shots but The Kid is blocking nicely.
Schopenhauer trying to pass the guard but The Kid defending well.
Schopenhauer wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Kid keeps working.
Schopenhauer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Schopenhauer thows a huge punch but The Kid dodges it nicely.
Schopenhauer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Kid's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schopenhauer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Schopenhauer throwing shots but The Kid is blocking nicely.
Schopenhauer wants to pass the guard but The Kid is defending well.
Schopenhauer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Schopenhauer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Kid's head.
Schopenhauer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Kid's head.
The Kid is trying to stand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schopenhauer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Schopenhauer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Schopenhauer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. The Kid defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arthur Schopenhauer dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
The Kid with a hook.
The Kid throws a jab when Schopenhauer was well out of range.
Schopenhauer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
The Kid clobbers Schopenhauer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The Kid connects with the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from The Kid finds it's way through Schopenhauer's defenses.
The Kid misses with an uppercut
and Schopenhauer counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for The Kid!
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Kid wants to get back to his feet but Schopenhauer drags him back down.
The Kid is looking to regain half guard here but Schopenhauer keeps moving and retains side control.
Arthur Schopenhauer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Schopenhauer tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
An elbow from Schopenhauer crashes against the mat.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Schopenhauer tries for a kimura but The Kid is defending well.
Schopenhauer is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. The Kid knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Schopenhauer tries to advance to mount but The Kid denies him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Sloppy strikes there by Schopenhauer.
Schopenhauer advances to full mount.
Poor strikes thrown by Schopenhauer there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Kid avoids a series of strikes thrown by Schopenhauer.
The Kid wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Schopenhauer.
The Kid keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Schopenhauer punching from mount but The Kid doing a good job of avoiding damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Kid trying desperately to get to his feet.
The Kid blocking the ground and pound.
Schopenhauer raining down hammerfists from mount.
Schopenhauer sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Schopenhauer breaks from The Kid's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Schopenhauer looking to finish The Kid with some ground and pound. This is bad for The Kid!
The Kid is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Schopenhauer in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The Kid is rocked!
Schopenhauer lands a big elbow - The Kid is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and The Kid is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Arthur Schopenhauer!
Our winner, Arthur Schopenhauer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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