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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James B. Grossweiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Spice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grossweiner and Kimbo Spice. Spice has chosen Grayson Sanders – Beautiful Crime as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. James B. Grossweiner is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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200 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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183 cm
29
185 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, James B. Grossweiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Kimbo Spice!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Paul Tew and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spice ducks right into an uppercut from Grossweiner.
Spice fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A quick step to the side and Grossweiner tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Grossweiner ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Spice takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grossweiner throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Spice's head.
Grossweiner steps in with a hook that catches Spice right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Grossweiner follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Spice looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James B. Grossweiner!
A relieved looking James B. Grossweiner thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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