PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bumbling Smartstuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacob Kain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jacob Kain has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bumbling Smartstuff's chin.

Smartstuff
vs
Kain

194 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

208 cm
23
295 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Big right hand

Dangerous GnP
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bumbling Smartstuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Kain!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Smartstuff shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Smartstuff takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Kain can do anything to dispel that myth.

Smartstuff looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Kain really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Smartstuff. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Smartstuff controlling the pace for now.
Smartstuff breaks from Kain's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Smartstuff controlling from mount.

Smartstuff is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Kain is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Kain flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Smartstuff anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Kain and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Smartstuff slips an arm under Kain chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Smartstuff has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Smartstuff is squeezing on Kain like an anaconda would it's prey. Kain fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bumbling Smartstuff!