PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Rosco Grouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hipster Canuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Grouch
vs
Canuck

200 cm
18
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rosco Grouch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hipster Canuck!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Grouch has Canuck up against the cage in a clinch.
Grouch looking to throw knees to the head but Canuck is blocking nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Canuck.
Canuck has had enough of the clinch but Grouch keeps him there for the moment.
Canuck lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Canuck fails to land.

Grouch breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A head kick misses from Grouch.
Grouch throws a leg kick but Canuck moved away.
Good exchange - Canuck coming out on top.

Grouch closes the distance and pushes Canuck back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Grouch's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Canuck missing with a left hand there. Grouch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Canuck throws a shot from downtown. Grouch moves away and avoids it.
Canuck throws a lazy right hand but Grouch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A combination from Grouch does no damage.
Canuck appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Canuck uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Grouch has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grouch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd cheers as Canuck lands an impressive looking overhand right. Grouch doesn't seem phased though.
Grouch throws a sloppy head kick and Canuck moves out of range easily.

Canuck gets tackled into the cage by Grouch. Grouch maintains the clinch.

Grouch's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Left hook, right uppercut from Canuck.
Canuck misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Grouch counters with a three punch combo that has Canuck backing up. Canuck nods at Grouch to acknowledge the strikes.
Grouch lands with a kick to the ribs.
Canuck ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grouch drops his hands momentarily and Canuck takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Canuck sizes up Grouch with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Grouch is looking to clinch.
Canuck blocks a leg kick.
Canuck lands an overhand right.
Canuck moves into range and connects with a jab.

Grouch is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canuck scores with a jab to the jaw.
Oh Grouch is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Canuck cracks Grouch with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hipster Canuck!
Hipster Canuck seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.