PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Isaac Curtis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Curtis is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Schubert - Ave Maria. Isaac Curtis acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.

Thundercunt
vs
Curtis

183 cm
27
175 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

176 cm
28
165 lbs
11 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Very quick

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

King of Fists

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Trumps Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Isaac Curtis!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Wagner Zegers and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curtis throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Curtis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Curtis wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Curtis controls the action.
Thundercunt tries to work over Curtis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.

Thundercunt scores with a jab and follows up with an uppercut that drops Curtis to his knees! He bounces straight back to his feet but is forced to take the mandatory standing 8 count before he's allowed to continue. We're back under way and the fighters meet in the middle of the canvas to re-engage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big left from Curtis misses.
Curtis chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thundercunt can pounce on him.
Curtis jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thundercunt feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Curtis misses with a right hand
and Curtis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Curtis is rocked!
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Curtis moves away.
Curtis is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
Isaac Curtis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curtis throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
Curtis seems to have recovered his senses.
Curtis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Curtis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've been told by Thundercunt's head coaches at FORBIDDEN VOILENCE WARRIORS that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Curtis bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Thundercunt's head backwards.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Curtis.
Curtis throws a right hand that misses
and Curtis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Curtis just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Curtis just manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Curtis.
Thundercunt looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Curtis.
Thundercunt throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Curtis. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Curtis is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Curtis is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Curtis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Thundercunt circles away quickly and effectively.
Thundercunt connects with a leg kick. Curtis looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Curtis throws a sloppy body shot
and Thundercunt makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Curtis throws a body shot but no joy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Curtis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Curtis is just out of range.
Thundercunt throws a head kick but Curtis moves out of range.
Curtis throws a big shot that misses.
Curtis is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Curtis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Curtis missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Curtis jabs Thundercunt to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Curtis takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Curtis throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
It appears Thundercunt was looking to counter with a kick there.

Curtis moves into the clinch.

Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Curtis with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Thundercunt throws a nice outside leg kick.
Curtis just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt thinks about countering with a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Curtis moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Curtis throws a combination that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Curtis misses with a jab to the body
and as Curtis resets, Thundercunt counters with a big head kick, out of nowhere! Curtis goes down! The referee sends Thundercunt to a neutral corner and begins the count.. 3,4,5,6,7, will he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Trumps Thundercunt!
Trumps Thundercunt seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Isaac Curtis stepped up to the mic, saying 'Tonight was not my night. I'm going to weigh up my options and see where to go from here. '.