PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Luke Lukas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spenny Kenny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lukas's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I am Glorious . We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Lukas
vs
Kenny

177 cm
25
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

155 cm
25
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Very confident

KnockOut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Luke Lukas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Spenny Kenny!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Franklyn Lucas and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kenny tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lukas swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice sprawl there from Lukas as Kenny shoots in.
Kenny tries to clinch there but Lukas circles away.
Kenny looks for the body kick but Lukas saw that one coming.
It looked like Lukas wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kenny lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lukas circles away quickly and effectively.
Lukas misses the shot to the body.
Kenny takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lukas lands a jab to the nose.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lukas keeps the fight on the outside.
Lukas is looking to counter punch.
Kenny takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kenny tries to clinch but Lukas is having none of it.
Lukas appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Kenny is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lukas scores with a one two! Kenny had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Kenny should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Lukas throws a shot to the body.
Kenny tries to clinch but Lukas is having none of it.
Lukas moves out of range as Kenny strikes.
Lukas swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Kenny throws a leg kick that misses.
Lukas works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lukas lands a glancing blow to the side of Kenny's head.
Lukas connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Kenny to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Lukas!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Luke Lukas!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Luke Lukas waved his t-shirt featuring KnockOut's logo in front of the cameras.