PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bullet Bookem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pee Wee Herman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bookem comes to the cage accompanied by Solitaire Unraveling. Herman has chosen Pee Wee's Big Adventure Theme Song as his entrance music. Pee Wee Herman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bookem
vs
Wee Herman

170 cm
19
150 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

178 cm
19
155 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bullet Bookem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pee Wee Herman!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bookem looks to land a combination but Herman avoids it well.
Herman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bookem thows a body shot but no joy.
Bookem cracks a nice hook into Herman's ribs.
Good standup being displayed there by Bookem as he connects with a hook.
Bookem bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bookem fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bookem throws a nice looking combination but Herman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Herman slips a jab and a cross from Bookem.
Herman ducks under a wild hook from Bookem.
Herman throws the left hand but Bookem avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bookem lands with a shot to the body.
Herman avoids the body shot from Bookem.
Herman dodges the punch combination from Bookem.
Herman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bookem throws out a loose jab but Herman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bookem jabs Herman right on the nose. Herman blinks but takes it well.
Bookem jabs at Herman's body.
Herman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bookem misses with a hook. Herman ducked under it nicely.
Bookem throws a looping overhand right but Herman ducks down to avoid it.
Bookem throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Herman fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bookem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Herman.
Bookem lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bookem misses with a hook. Herman ducked under it nicely.
Bookem connects with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bookem fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Herman misses with an uppercut. Bookem saw that one coming.
Bookem misses with a wild combination.
Bookem moves out of range as Herman strikes.
Bullet Bookem is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bookem works over Herman's head and body with a nice combination.
Bookem tries to bum rush Herman with a series of wild strikes but Herman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Herman takes one to the side of the head.

Herman scores a takedown into full mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bookem working to try and regain half guard.
Bookem wants to hold on but Herman pushes him away.
Herman prevents Bookem from getting the reversal.
Herman is trying to take his opponent's back.
Herman is looking to take Bookem's back but instead Bookem gets back to half guard. Nice work.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bookem trying to control here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bullet Bookem dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bookem looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bookem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Some wild striking there from Bookem.
Bookem throws a lazy right hand but Herman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Herman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bookem.
Bullet Bookem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bookem lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Herman circles away quickly and effectively.
Bookem lands a jab-cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bookem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Herman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bookem looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bookem tries to bum rush Herman with a series of wild strikes but Herman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nice jab there from Bookem.
Herman moves away from the strike by Bookem.
Bookem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Herman.
Herman shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bookem throws a shot from downtown. Herman moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bookem misses with a two punch combination.
Bookem lands with a cross.
Bookem throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bookem misses the jab.
Nice defenses there by Bookem.
Bookem looks to land a combination. Herman sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Herman misses with a looping right.
Bookem ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Herman moves away.
Herman avoids the body shot from Bookem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Herman misses.
Bookem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Herman was well out of range. Poor timing from Bookem.
Bookem rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Herman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bookem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Herman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bookem.
Bookem swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bookem lands a two punch combo.
Bookem throws an overhand right that lands on Herman's shoulder, as Herman tries to avoid the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Herman staying out of range there.
Bookem throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Herman staying out of range there.
Bookem lands a glancing blow to the side of Herman's head.
Bookem throws a one two combo.
Bookem waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Herman.
Bookem lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Bookem lands a glancing blow to the side of Herman's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bullet Bookem dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Herman shoots in looking for a takedown. Bookem tries to sprawl out of it but Herman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bookem manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bookem fails to land with a series of punches.
Bookem throws an overhand right that lands on Herman's shoulder, as Herman tries to avoid the shot.
Bookem throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Herman moves away from the strike by Bookem.
Bookem throws a hook but Herman avoids it easily.
Bullet Bookem is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bookem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Herman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Herman ducks right into an uppercut from Bookem.
Bookem waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Herman.
Bookem scores with a crisp jab that stopped Herman in his tracks.
Bookem's corner calls for a 1-2. Bookem obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bullet Bookem is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice takedown defense from Bookem. No joy for Herman on that attempt.
Herman blocks a jab.
Bookem misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bookem lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Herman circles away quickly and effectively.
Bookem throws a looping overhand right but Herman ducks down to avoid it.
Bookem misses with a wild body shot.
Bookem misses with a straight left.
Herman dodges the punch combination from Bookem.
Herman takes one on the button.
Bookem throws out a loose jab but Herman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bookem swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bookem lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bookem tests Herman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Herman has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bookem misses with a low kick as Herman jumps back.
Bookem throws a big shot that misses.
Bookem will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Herman blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bookem slips under a jab.
Herman throws the left hand but Bookem avoids the punch easily.
Herman throws a hook to the side of Bookem's head but Bookem sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bookem throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Herman.
A swing and a miss from Bookem.
Pee Wee Herman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Herman misses with a looping left.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Herman slips a jab and a cross from Bookem.
A big right from Bookem misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bullet Bookem showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bookem, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bullet Bookem!