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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Myers Hockles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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170 lbs
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Great wrestler
Excellent MT
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 21 - 1, fighting out of New York, Myers Hockles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hockles takes one to the side of the head.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a nice cross.
Hockles slips under a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses.
Hockles looks for a takedown but WawaWeeeeewaaaa sprawls well.
Hockles tries to move into range but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands with a nice combination. Hockles backs away looking to recover.
It looks like Myers Hockles has been cut.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hockles circles away quickly and effectively.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hockles throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Hockles blocks a jab.
Hockles misses with a takedown attempt - WawaWeeeeewaaaa sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa closes the distance and pushes Hockles back into the cage.
Hockles manages to break the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a series of punches but Hockles moves out of range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hockles lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hockles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hockles looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hockles showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Hockles looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hockles. That one must have hurt.
Hockles has a takedown stuffed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa scores with a one two! Hockles had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hockles lands a high kick!
Hockles shoots in for a double leg but WawaWeeeeewaaaa sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hockles.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the head kick by Hockles.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hockles throws a front kick that sends WawaWeeeeewaaaa stumbling back into the cage.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa cracks Hockles with an open hand slap.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a sloppy head kick
and Hockles counters by moving into the clinch.
Hockles is trying to break free.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hockles goes for a takedown in the clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa prevents it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Hockles eats them both and turns towards WawaWeeeeewaaaa to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Hockles lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hockles misses with a body kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hockles.
Hockles shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Hockles was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Hockles misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Hockles is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Hockles throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and WawaWeeeeewaaaa works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Hockles is just content to waste time from the top position. WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hockles in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hockles seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Hockles won't allow WawaWeeeeewaaaa to get back to his feet.
Hockles throws a big right hand that misses.
Hockles postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Myers Hockles's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts WawaWeeeeewaaaa, as that shot connected.
Hockles rushes WawaWeeeeewaaaa and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hockles tries to land knees in the clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the damage to the body.
Hockles misses with an elbow strike.
Hockles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hockles looks for a takedown but WawaWeeeeewaaaa sprawls well.
Despite the aggression on WawaWeeeeewaaaa's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hockles was well out of range. Poor timing from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hockles is defended easily by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
It seemed like WawaWeeeeewaaaa was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hockles throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hockles's head backwards.
Hockles drives through and clinches with WawaWeeeeewaaaa against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the elbow strike from Hockles, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hockles has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by WawaWeeeeewaaaa after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A short uppercut from Hockles.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is trying to break free.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a leg kick but Hockles checks it.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with the punch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa gets in close and tags Hockles with a short punch that almost sends Hockles to the mat! Oh Hockles is in big trouble! He turns his back on WawaWeeeeewaaaa, trying to create some distance but WawaWeeeeewaaaa rushes him, striking wildly and Hockles goes down! The referee tackles WawaWeeeeewaaaa into the cage to end the fight! WawaWeeeeewaaaa is one violent man!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
An out of breath Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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