PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Diggs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chip Chocolate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chocolate has chosen Cookie Dance as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Chip Chocolate was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Diggs
vs
Chocolate

190 cm
22
250 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

194 cm
22
270 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

King of Fists

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Robert Diggs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chip Chocolate!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chocolate closes the distance looking to clinch
and Diggs counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Chip Chocolate has been cut.
Diggs misses with a shot to the body
and Diggs takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diggs cracks Chocolate with a right hand to the side of the head.
Chocolate is looking to clinch.
Chocolate throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diggs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chocolate.
Diggs just misses with a punch to the body.
Robert Diggs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diggs works over Chocolate's head and body with a nice combination.
Diggs lands a really nice looking cross but Chocolate seems unphased.
Diggs misses with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chocolate throws a big shot that misses.
Diggs was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggs jabs Chocolate right on the nose. Chocolate blinks but takes it well.
Nice body punch from Diggs.
Chocolate throws a big shot that misses.
Chocolate has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Chocolate throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Diggs makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chocolate lands a jab to the nose.
Chocolate tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diggs was well out of range. Poor timing from Chocolate.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Chocolate is defended easily by Diggs.
Diggs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chocolate.
Diggs misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chocolate looks for a takedown but Diggs sprawls well.
Chocolate misses with a hook
letting Diggs counter with a right hand.

That has opened up Chip Chocolate's cut even more.
Diggs jabs at Chocolate's body.
Chocolate fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diggs manages to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chocolate is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chocolate takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fighters circling - Diggs throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chocolate misses with a takedown attempt
and Diggs makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Robert Diggs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chip Chocolate.
Diggs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It seemed like Chocolate was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Robert Diggs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chocolate displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diggs throws out the jab.
The crowd cheers as Diggs lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chocolate doesn't seem phased though.
Diggs missing with a left hand there. Chocolate was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diggs swings for the body but Chocolate moves out of range.
Chocolate changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Diggs rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chocolate counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chocolate on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Diggs getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

The cut above Chip Chocolate's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Chocolate takes one on the button.
Chocolate uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diggs.
Diggs moves out of range of the strikes.
Diggs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chocolate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Diggs catches Chocolate right on the button with a cross.

Chocolate is rocked!
Diggs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chocolate.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diggs looks to throw the jab but Chocolate is out of range.
A lazy body kick from Chocolate
and Diggs counters with a crisp right that sends Chocolate to the canvas! Diggs follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Robert Diggs!
The defeated Chip Chocolate had this to say: 'I'm gonna take this loss with a grain of salt, or a grain of sugar, and put it in a cookie, and eat it.'.